Fast Five.  The latest and alleged LAST of the Fast and Furious movies.  Once again Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are racing and stealing cars.  This time though The Rock is the cop that is supposed to bring them in.  I guess he is done being the tooth fairy long enough to catch super fairy Vin Diesel.

An Invisible Sign.  Guys this is a movie that your ladies are going to drag you to because it's about a girl and how her father wanted her to do well in math.  Jessica Alba is the girl that is supposed to be good at math.  Is she going to be a mechanic in her next movie?

Priest.  This is another movie set in the future and only to make that better it's about religious guys who are hunting vampires.  That's right MORE vampire movies that are clog the movies.  I can't wait to miss this pile of shit.

Tree of Life.  I didn't think anything could get worse than Priest, but all I had to do was look.  The movie Tree of Life not only has Brad Pitt in it, but Sean Penn as well.  And get this Brad Pitt plays Sean Penn's father, who of course he has problems with and let the therapy sessions begin.  POOP!!!!!!!!! Pure POOP!!!!!!!!!

Cowboys & Aliens.  Ok, this is just stupid.  The title says it all.  It's about Cowboys that battle against people from outer space.  Do you think that the aliens will be attracted to all the hookers in the saloon, or do you think that they will just try to fuck the horses???????