2011 Arnie Awards

It is now the time we have ALL been waiting for. The first annual Arnie Awards. This celebrates the best of what Hollywood had to offer, at least the way I saw it in the last year. The ballots were kept in secret and have only been opened by me Arnie. Without any further ado, here are the winners. Because I believe it is ok to call someone a LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Click here to see the full list of nominees.
Best Actress
Mila Kunis - Ms. Kunis won for both The Book of Eli and Black Swan. The real reason that she won was because she finally came to her senses and broke up with Makauly Kulkin. She couldn't be here to except the award because she was detained in a basement and I have NOTHING to do with that.
Best Actor
	Danny Trejo - "Machete" - Danny Trejo. This was a tough category this year because the men brought their A games to the plate. Danny Trejo the star of Machete won because of the fact that he actually ripped out a guys intestines and used them to swing from one floor to the next. Mr. Trejo couldn't be here to except the award and I probably couldn't understand him if he did.
Best Picture
	The Expendables - By far the greatest action movie of the year, and possible of ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Stathem, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Stone Cold Steve Austin and others made up the greatest cast in an action movie I have ever seen. They aren't here because I don't have any statues and I don't want them to kick my ass. But what I do want is a part two to this tremendous movie.
There you have it the first annual Arnie Awards. Let's do this again next year, just be sure to remind of it.