June 23rd, 2014 -- Fait Accompli
The French haven’t contributed much to the world of note, other than the Statue of Liberty and those awesome fries. Most of their language is stupid (says the kid who got a C- in high school French struggling his way through his only foreign language class), but a few of their expressions should now hold special meaning for Americans, most notably, Fait Accompli, meaning as follows: A thing that has already happened or been decided…leaving people with no option but to accept.
June 23rd, 2014 -- Jersey Boys
What up digities!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my all new "Movie Reviews" page. Look, I love going to the movies, but I am sick and damn tired of people in Hollywood who are out of touch with the world tell us about how great some movie is, and then you actually spend your money to see it and it just plain sucks donkeys. Well now there's a place you can go to find out how good a movie really is before you waste your time and money seeing it... right here on my "Movie Reviews" page. Now as for my ratings system, we're gonna keep it good n' simple. None of this "3 stars, 4 stars 5 1/2 stars" garbage. Here's how my rating system works.... If the movie is good, it gets a "Happy Face." If it sucks, I give it a "Mean Face."
Got it?? Good.
June 23rd, 2014 -- Mudslinger
It’s that time of year, Summer tv! Now who the hell gets excited for Summer tv?? Well me! With a few shows anyway and one of those is America’s Got Talent, love that show. This year oh dear lord LOTS of great talent it’s going to hard for the judges to narrow them down. There’s all the different categories, Comedians, musicians, magicians, dancers, extreme sports, and those doing animal tricks. Mudslinger would be a part of that category, a damn super cute pig!
August 8th, 2013 -- To My Successor