April 14th, 2014 -- The Tin Men Of Champions
He was the idiot that needed a heart in the Wizard of Oz,” right? The Tin Man? So do these clowns, and seemingly so many more members of our most elite society today who achieve unthinkable success and then either whine about it, fail to appreciate it, or both. To whit; I present the following quotes from this past Friday:
April 14th, 2014 -- Draft Day
What up digities!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my all new "Movie Reviews" page. Look, I love going to the movies, but I am sick and damn tired of people in Hollywood who are out of touch with the world tell us about how great some movie is, and then you actually spend your money to see it and it just plain sucks donkeys. Well now there's a place you can go to find out how good a movie really is before you waste your time and money seeing it... right here on my "Movie Reviews" page. Now as for my ratings system, we're gonna keep it good n' simple. None of this "3 stars, 4 stars 5 1/2 stars" garbage. Here's how my rating system works.... If the movie is good, it gets a "Happy Face." If it sucks, I give it a "Mean Face."
Got it?? Good.
April 14th, 2014 -- Schoolhouse Rock
August 8th, 2013 -- To My Successor