Arnie's Movie Review of Rubber
May 18th, 2011
So this week someone mailed us a copy of the movie Rubber. You know the movie about a tire that has telekinetic powers that make things explode. I have to say that I was really excited to see this movie, because who doesn't want to see a movie about a psycho tire? The beginning of the movie starts with a cop explaining why things in movies have no rhyme or reason for happening or not happening. He asked why didn't it show people using the bathroom in movies like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, because there is no explanation for it which is really what this movie is about. So the tire goes around killing people and birds and rabbits. Hell, it even takes a shower and jumps in a pool. I know that Rob wanted to know why people were watching this in the hills. The reason is that they are supposed to be the audience while the movie is happening. They poisoned the people because there was no end for the movie, that is until one guy didn't eat the food they provided and they had to keep going and going. This movie isn't an hour and a half long but it felt like it took all afternoon to watch this big piece of crap. Now when the police finally decide to do something about the tire to "end the movie" let me say, NOT SO FAST MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!! I really hope this doesn't happen but I wouldn't be surprised to see a sequal to this come out in the next year or so. By the way I will go out of my way to see that as well. Saying that, I do have to admit that I HATED THIS STUPID ASS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!