5.  The Harbaugh parents NOT make it to their seats; preferably because security detains them after finding a baggie of drugs in one of dad’s orifices.  

4.  Ray Lewis deck Colin Kaepernick when he goes to kiss his bicep after scoring a touchdown. I’m a 49er fan, but it’s time for Kap to act like he’s been there. Plus, Lewis gets tossed from his final game ever (Make the score 42-0 at this point so him leaving the game can’t be argued to have affected the outcome).

3.  Beyonce’s Hoo-Hoo. Greatest wardrobe malfunction ever. 

2.  The Niners winning their 6^th championship. That’s right, it’s only second on this list.

1.  Colin Kaepernick wearing his RAD hoodie sweatshirt in the locker room after the game while being doused with champagne as he tells the world, “Thank you Rob, Arnie and Dawn for making me the man I am today.”

Honorable Mentions: 

Alicia Keys NOT screw up the National Anthem. I have no hope this will happen, but that’s the point of the list

Just one good commercial that honestly makes me laugh.

Color commentator Phil Simms suffers a stroke during the game. He fully recovers later, but CBS is forced to allow late show host Craig Ferguson to sit in and call the game with Jim Nantz

The Budweiser commercial Arnie suggested in which the famous Clydesdales are taken to the glue factory.

At least half a dozen replays of “the catch,” the 1981 drive that killed Arnie’s Dallas Cowboys. 

5. Alicia Keys being bood for her terrible National Anthem

4. Ray Lewis breaking his leg in the first quarter and not playing a single down

3. Good Commercials

2. Colin Kapernick wearing Rob Arnie and Dawn merchandise during the Press Conference

1. Baltimore celebrating their win.

Honorable Mentions: 

Beyonce on a stripper pole at Halftime

The coaches getting into a fist fight at the 50 yard line

The Harbaugh Family Bare Assing the camera's

One of the vinettes saying how much of a dump New Orleans really is

Jim Nance calling Phil Simms a dumbass