August 1st, 2011 -- Cowboys & Aliens
August 1st, 2011
|Arnie's review: Cowboys And Aliens
I have to be honest with you that I went into the Cowboys and Aliens movie with a closed mind. I didn't think that there was any way in HELL that this movie would be good. I didn't think that this movie would be fun. I didn't even think that this movie would entertain me. And I have to say that I was RIGHT in every aspect of the movie. Really, Aliens are going to be fighting with cowboys and farmers and indians??? And by fighting I mean they actually have a chance of losing to them. This movie stars Daniel Craig, you know the new James Bond. Plus Harrison Ford is in the movie as a cattle baron whose son gets taken by the aliens. You see the aliens are on Earth to steal of Earths gold. That's right, they are here for our gold. I guess the aliens like necklaces, bracelets and earrings too. So they are here for the gold and here to study the weakness of humans. They didn't show any anal probing but that is pretty much a given. You see Daniel Craig was taken by the aliens but got away when he stole this bracelet cannon, but didn't remember a thing. That is until some Apaches gave his some potion or something that made him remember where the aliens were hiding and holding all the other people that they stole so they could probe. And that's when the "big" fight scene took place. I don't want to ruin the movie for any of you idiots that still want to see it but during the Apache meeting a secret weapon is disclosed that will force you to let out a huge "OH FOR GODS SAKE" in the theatre. Needless to say there was not one part of this movie that I found to be even good at all. The violence wasn't that good, and there were not even any naked saloon hookers. I have to say that by far this is the WORST movie I have seen all year. Really a cowboy with a six shooter is going to take down an alien with LASER GUNS?????????? I fucking hated this stupid ass damned movie!!!!!!!!
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