KIR Archives 2011
December 12th, 2011
Yo digitiess, what's a crack a lackin?????? Ok, look here the end of the year is here and I can't wait for 2011 to be over. This was a shit filled year that I can't wait to end. Sure, I found my freedom and I got my balls back this year but it sucked thinking about if for the year. So that is what I'm going to do starting this year, 2012. I'm not going to think about the bullshit that brought me down for the last many years. What I'm saying is that I'm going to get over it, and it IS that easy. You people that need shrinks and therapists' are really sad to me. All you have to do is look into yourself, and I promise your not going to like what you see. I guess that's why you go, they see it and then baby you through everything and pretty much steal your money. If you want change then do something about it. Kick yourself in the ass and go. I fucking hated the way I looked in that jersey the listener sent me, and I knew it was time for a fucking change. Guess what I know it's not going to happen overnight, and I am sore as shit as I write this but I did it. I went out and did it. Sorry you have too much money or your too damn lame and scared to change. Grow the fuck up!!!!!!! Stop blaming everything that YOU do on someone else. Sure, I know that people have a shitty time growing up and they hide shit, but look for it, let it out and move the fuck on. There are too many self-help, nurture you back to your special place people out there that tell you it's ok to be a pussy. Well, it's NOT!!!!!! If you are then you are ok with people walking all over you and you doing nothing about it. Really, your ok with that???? All I am saying is that in 2012 I'm not going to be the victim anymore. I'm not going to take it sitting down anymore. Hopefully you will too, but I really doubt it. So let me say THANK YOU for letting me walk all over you this year because your in my fucking way!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla......
December 5th, 2011
Yo digities what's crackin'????? Ok, look here I know that in the past I have railed on the people that work at movie theatres, and book stores. I said that people that work in movie theatres are the DUMBEST people in the world. I stick by that statement today as much as I ever have before. And no Dawn's of the world it's not because they hire kids who have special needs, hell those are the smart people that work at the theatre, we are talking about the morons who don't have personal problems who are just stupid that tear your tickets, get your drinks or clean the theatre they are STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!! And as long as I can remember book store employees have always looked down at people because they work in a book store and know how the dewy decimal system works. They are well read, and look down upon those of us are not. They are very abrasive when you talk to them because they think that they are so smart. Well here's news for them, you get paid minimum wage. That's not a bad wage, but it is for someone who thinks that they are a brainic. And it's pathetic. But I have found some people who I really dislike a bunch more. It was so bad that I will NEVER EVER go back into that store again. Not only did they make me feel stupid, but they made me feel like they didn't want my business and didn't need my business. And I understand that they really don't need my business because they are such a big company but as long as a customer isn't a total asshole to you, maybe treat him or her with respect and try to fix their problem. Instead I was asked for my phone number 3 times because he wasn't paying attention. He started a conversation with a guy about how dumb the people are for coming in to solve their problems when they should have emailed. Which actually got me to ask the little dick, "Should I leave??" Because that why I was there, and of course he started to back down when I stood up. No, they told me that my ipod would be there a couple days so that someone else could look at it and diagnose the problem. By the way I told them that the problem was that the battery didn't hold a charge. When I got the call the next day, by the way I was actually a little impressed it was the next day, they had told me it doesn't work because the battery doesn't hold a charge. That's what I said!!!!!!!!!!! So I can get a new ipod, or do a bunch of other stuff that that fruity company wants me to do but I'm not. I told them to keep my old ipod and go f&#$ themselves with it because they sucked. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla....
November 28th, 2011
Yo digities, what's happening?????? Ok, look here I don't know about you but I really look forward to the Thanksgiving day weekend for days off, great food(THANKS ROB) and AMAZING football. By the way the Cowboys don't count. This is a weekend that is filled with rivalry games and has been for the past hundred years. But thanks to the idiots of college football this weekend is slowly going to hell. First they got rid of Oklahoma and Nebraska. Yes, I do HATE both teams but this was a tradition on Thanksgiving that actually made it worth watching. I know, I know that I still have Michigan and Ohio State and I have the Iron Bowl between Alabama and Auburn but this year marks the last time that one of the oldest, and most UNDER reported rivalries goes away. I'm talking about Texas and Texas A&M. They have played 118 times waaaaaaaaaaay more than Alabama and Auburn, hell they didn't play for 40 years and only play because the legislature in Alabama pretty much forces them, look it up. But that of course is all we hear about. Texas and Texas A&M hate each other a little more than any one else because Texas A&m sucks balls. That's right this is where I turn it all on them. The aggies had a chance at the Longhorn network and thought that it would cost them instead of giving them huge profits so off to the "mighty" SEC they go. And I say good bye and FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! That's right YOU a&m have ended the rivalry and we don't want anything to do with your sorry asses anymore. You can't even muster a Big 12 championship and you think that you are going to compete, more less show up in the SEC. I can't wait til next season when the Longhorns are a little more experienced and getting national attention and the aggies are the shitbags of their new conference. If your an aggies fan, than FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!!!!! You people are too stupid to know what is good for your program and what is shit. And you always choose the shit and rob EVERYONE else because you suck. Next Thanksgiving I can't wait to see Texas play Missouri, oh wait, they choose to go to the SEC also and turn their back on the tradition of playing Kansas one of the top three oldest games in history as well, because they think they are going to matter in the SEC as well. At least a&m will have that one conference win every year. I'm just sick of all the change going on in what used to be something great. And I'm talking about college football. Now it's just big money controlling everything. If they say at the beginning of the season that they want LSU to play Alabama in the National Title game they somehow make it happen even though that game will suck just like the first time they played. This really could be the end of college football the way real fans like it. Now we have to watch it like it's the NFL and hopefully we will play a rival now and then. It's a sad day, but also a great day because like the first time the Horns played the aggs, the Horns won. 27-25 Aggie fans you have to live with that FOREVER and EVER AND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOK'EM!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
November 21st, 2011
Yo digities what's crackin'????? Ok, look here I know, I know I know that we have talked the Penn State story to death. I like you think that the defensive coach Jerry Sandusky should be shot or at least go to jail forever and ever. But the events of this week have made me even more sick. Joe Paterno who was the head coach when this was going on, and then instead of doing the right thing and stepping down after the story broke was correctly fired by the university. Now we are supposed to feel even worse for Paterno as he has been diagnosed with a form of lung cancer. I really don't know if he has it and I really don't care if he has it either. This is NOT the time to tell people about it. To me this is just a sick way for people to give him some sympathy. I mean we did hear that he hired a top P.R. firm a couple weeks ago just to save his image. I don't know about you but what a better way for people to jump to your side or at least not jump on the side against you because you have cancer. Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't but this isn't the time to tell people. If he is going to be ok from the treatments, that's what the reports say then why even bring it up? I mean if he were to live for another 20 years and when he does pass that's when they can come out and say that during the worst time of his life he had to deal with cancer as well. This just proves how selfish Joe Paterno is yet again. If he does have this form of lung cancer do you really think that he would have stepped down? The answer of course is NO!!!!! He would coach from the press box just so he can stay close to the program. Joe Paterno is NOTHING without Penn State. Joe Paterno is terrified that Penn State will become something without him. That to me is true arrogance. I want nothing more than everyone with this scandal be removed from Penn State and then Penn State get a new coach who turns this program into a contender once again. I think that would kill Joe Paterno faster than his "cancer" he is dealing with right now. But the truth is that with this scandal Penn State is a tainted program that will NOT be good for a long long time, and now with the NCAA investigating how much control the university had over the program and could be looking at sanctions there. Don't expect a good coach to go there in the next 10 to 20 years. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll gobble...........
November 14th, 2011
Yo digities, what's crackin'????? Ok, look here I have a question for you. Which league is dumber? The NBA or the NHL?? The reason I ask for this is one league is totally shitting the bed and the other league isn't doing anything about it. You see the NBA owners want the players to take a massive pay cut because the owners say they aren't making enough money. While the players signed contracts and thought that was good enough. So now we have the league offering deals to the players and the players turning them down and not making any money. I think that this is pretty stupid. But the NHL is very surprising right now because they are doing NOTHING about it. This is the perfect opportunity to show the world that hockey is back. Back from their stupid lockout a few years ago. Instead of offering a better television deal or getting even more exposure while there is NO NBA the NHL is sitting on their thumbs. So I ask you which league is more dumb??? I think that the NHL not only could put themselves in such a better position but look like they care about not only their fans, but sports fans in general. Instead they have the WORST commissioner in ALL of sports, and sports history in Gary Bettman. He has proven that he only cares about the front office of the NHL and not the players, not the game and especially not the fans. While the NBA has an almost equally shitty commissioner in David Stern who has been likened to a plantation owner who is using the players as slaves. Who also doesn't care about the players, game or the fans. Don't get me wrong I'm not a huge NBA fan but this lockout will not just hurt the NBA, this is something that could cripple basketball for a long long time. And instead of doing anyting to make their sport better the NHL is just content on getting by. Long live baseball and football for caring about not only their players, but their fans and most importantly the game too. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
November 7th, 2011
Yo digities, what's crakin?????? Ok, look here I don't know about you but I really do want to know what in the HELL is wrong with people in America. I mean we have people who don't have jobs who are out protesting the banks, the big corporations, the war and oil prices. We have people accepting money from the government hand over fist for a job they haven't done and money they haven't earned. And now we have people hold vigils for Kim God Damned Kardasian. HUH?????? Yes, there are actual people standing outside her home in New York and have made signs saying just how sorry they are that her and her chump of an NBA player husband are calling it quits after only 73 days. Do these people really lack that much direction in their lives???? Do they not have a friend or buddy to pull them aside and say hey, "YOUR BEING A TOTAL LOSER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!" Have we changed what we have put in the drinking water in America. I think that there as been more stupid added than anything. When are people going to stop with all the bullshit. I know, I know that the bullshit has been going on for quite some time, but this is stupid ridiculous bullshit. This is the kind of stuff that really hippies would make fun of. And if you get made fun of by a hippie than you really are a loser. Do you all need a few more hug? Do you need us to tell you your doing good at standing out in the cold in front of a persons house you don't know and singing and chanting. Well, your not. Your blocking space, your singing is out of tune, and NO ONE CHANTS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! Forget about giving you hugs, you aren't worth the condoms that should have been used on you. Piles of monkey shit have more purpose in this world than you do right now. Can you change that???? Probably not because your going to be protesting the fact that monkey shit is being used. There is NO winning with you people, think about this. If you were in China right now you would probably be getting beheaded for being so stupid. So what I would do is catch the first flight to China and start protesting there. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.........
October 31st, 2011
Yo digities, what's crackin'???? Ok, look here I am going to keep this as simple as possible. Am I happy that the Texas Rangers made the World Series?? Yes, of course I am. This is the second time that it has happened in as many years. Almost making me forget all the previous years when I had season tickets growing up watching them blow it every single year. This year was really great because they were playing against my dad's favorite team the St. Louis Cardinals. Now this is a World Series that he and I have been talking about for about 35 years and it finally happened. So we got to go to a game and it was really great except for the fact that we LOST the game I was at. That pretty much sucked, but not as much as game six. You see in game six if you weren't watching(communist) the Rangers not only had one, but two opportunities to win the World Series. They had the Cardinals down to one strike TWICE and still didn't get the job done. Instead they let them tie it up both times and then let the Cardinals win. Only to pretty much not show up and quit in game seven of the series to loose it all. I know that I said last year's World Series was the worst sports moment of my life, and said that when the Rangers win the series that it will be replaced. Well, it has been replaced already by this year's world series. As I had the time of my life going to the game with my dad it still sucked losing but not as much as losing this series when we should have won. If the Rangers ever go back to the World Series, I probably won't watch because this series tore me up. And losing it has shaken my belief in the Baseball Gods. I used to think that they were real, but I guess they are not because they would have NEVER let this happen!!!!! There isn't even something I can think up in my mind with the Longhorns and Cowboys that will ever come close to this event being dangled in front of me and then ripped away. This world series was great but it really had to be the worst of all time for me as well too. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla..........
FUCK YOU David Freese
October 24th, 2011
Yo digities, what's crackin'?????? Ok, look here I just got back from an AMAZING trip with my dad to the World Series and I just have to say that I am about DONE with traveling. Not only is it getting WAY to expensive but now they are really ripping you off. For example, lets say that you are flying and you have booked your tickets and have paid for them. You used to be done at that point right???? Not anymore!!!!! You see I booked tickets for my dad and I to fly and everything was going great. Found great prices, good times and everything was working out so I confirmed the purchase. I didn't think I had to pay for anything after that. Well, I was wrong. You see on this particular airline you not only pay for the flights you want first, THEN they make you pay for the seats. They let you "pick" your seats. Of course middle seats are free because who would really pick one of them right. And of course they have tons of those available. But if your traveling with someone and you want to ride with them like normal people do you have to pay and extra $25 for the "premium" isle or window seat. Not an emergency row, just a regular window or isle. And that's not just a one time fee. In my example you had to pay that fee from Sacramento to Phoenix. Phoenix to Dallas. Dallas to Phoenix and of course Phoenix to Sacramento. So what was a "great deal" turned into a shitty one with the extra $200 they charged me to fly with someone. I'm just so happy that we didn't check bags. Of course the first bag is only $25, then the next is $50 and then up to $125. By the way with all this money travel hasn't gotten any better. The flights aren't any safer, and the flight attendants aren't any better looking or less gay. But it doesn't end there, you see the people that fly are getting dumber as well. I am looking forward to the day someone trys to carry on a piano because they dont' want to pay the $25. By the way the airlines would probably let them with the bags that are allowed to go through security and then tried to be stuffed in the overhead compartment. Flying is fucking stupid. I am even dumber because no matter what I will still fly. Not because I want to but because it is still the best way to fucking travel. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
October 17th, 2011
Yo digities what's up????? Ok, look here I know that I'm not the one who follows the news. I'm not the one who keeps up with current events outside of the sports world. I'm not the smart one on the show. But I do know when a story really isn't a story, and the people who bring us the news want it to be a story. I remember a few months ago there was a "tornado" that hit north of where I live. Now I come from the south where we KNOW about tornadoes. The ones that "hit" out here are really not that big of a deal. But the reporter was driving there and the anchor who was covering the story showed the shot from the camera inside the truck and said, " Now we go into the teeth of the storm." And it wasn't even raining and of course there was no tornado. But they really made it seem like there was. This is the same thing going on with this bullshit going on with Wall street. You know the dirty ass bums who are occupying Wall street. And of course it has spilled over into other cities. The problem is that these bums don't know what they are doing there. They are making signs, yelling, shitting in the streets and littering. Oh, and loitering as well too. But my favorite is the fact that there are other worthless losers out there that are now occupying other cities that have NOTHING to do with Wall street. HUH???? The best one I saw had about 20 people with signs up who were occupying Stockton. Really, Stockton???? If you don't know Stockton is a dump on it's own, and now these people are going to occupy it. Let me be the first to say, take it. Just take it over and see if you can do any better with that crap hole, and the answer will be that of course they can't because these people have no idea about what they are doing. They are just doing this because they don't have jobs to go to, and they need something to do with their time besides sit at home and milk the system. It seems as if they went a little stir crazy just staying at home all the time and decided that the only place that was good to go where they didn't have to bathe or shower would be the streets. Perfect place for them since they will be living there someday when all their benefits go away and they have no more of my money to spend. I wish we could just hose these fuckers down and tell them to get jobs and stop fucking us all over. But we can't because we are the new softer, shittier America where everyone gets a trophy. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla...........
October 10th, 2011
Yo digities what's happening????? Ok, look here, enough is enough Hollywood. You have been trying and trying and I think that you have finally gone WAY too far. You see over the past few years Hollywood has forced us to believe in some less than manly guys who can kick ass in movies. I mean it was a stretch to have George Clooney try to be a badass in some Jennifer Lopez movie but at least he looked like he could play the part. Then we had to put up with the days of Tom Cruise in the Mission Impossible movies as well. Ok, we bought it because of all the CGI. Then you really started to push the envelope and give us Matt Damon as a guy who can beat everyone up in the Bourne movies. Ok, I get it short guys want some respect. No problem, buy a big car if you want respect, don't ram them down our throats. Let's take a look at what has been given to us now. Seth Rogan playing the Green Hornet? This movie was for the most part played straight and we are supposed to believe that with his bad teeth and his addiction to dope that he could save us??? C'mon man!!!! Seth Rogan sucks and he isn't even funny. He should star in infomercials for bad dentistry, not playing a superhero. Since we are talking about superhero's lets not leave out Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern. Let's just stick to the romantic comedies with Sandra Bullock ok? Our action stars should be believable, we should almost fear them and how bad ass they are not wonder what kind of product they use on their hair. But he is not the worst of the worst. Ryan Gosling who just starred in a movie where he plays some sort of bad ass who always drives the get away car and can kick ass. Uh, I'm sorry I really enjoyed The Transporter the first time I saw it with Jason Statham as the real bad ass, not the pussy from the Notebook and whatever else pussy movies he's been in. But the worst of the worst is coming out soon.  B It's about a movie where you know when you are going to die, and you can extend your time but I don't know how because I can't get past the star. The star of the movie is Justin Timberlake. REALLY????????? The former boy band member, the former Mickey Mouse club member, the current curly headed fuck that whines when he sings? He is supposed to be the next Arnold? He is supposed to be the next Stallone? He is supposed to be the next Segal???? NO!!!!!!!!! He is a pop singer!!!!! He's a shitty actor to begin with and now he's going to beat people up????? I can't wait til next year when they decided to make the next Harold and Kumar movie about helping the troops out in Harold and Kumar Blow up the World. Or how about letting Reese Whitherspoon take a part where she plays a female assassin in the movie I Will Nag You To Death???? Or how about Jonah Hill starring in Stop, Or My Big Friend Will Kick Your Ass, While I Show You My Burn Scar On My Arm!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla......
October 3rd, 2011
Yo digities what's crackin'????? Ok, look here I don't know about you but I have NOT been following politics yet because we are at least a year away from knowing who is going to run for president. I know, I should be more active but there is something that I really just don't understand. Well, I do but I don't. You see they have had these debates going on and everyone is saying how good one person is doing and yet another person isn't doing well at all. I get that part, the part that I don't get is that they are spending the time during these debates ripping one another apart instead of saying what they are going to do for this country. I do get why they are doing it but it just shows how evil this world is. These are people that are supposed to be on the same side yet bitch and moan about the people that they will eventually vote for. I mean there is a good question that could be asked at the debates. Ask the chick who is running that if she doesn't get the nod to run for president what would make her vote for the man that beat her out, or will she vote for the Kenyan. I know that they will lie and say whatever is the best answer but at least it would make them think. The other thing I hate about these debates is hearing about what the candidate has done in the past, whether it is good or bad. I don't care there is nothing that we can do about it now. I guess it wasn't that bad if he got all the way to running for president. But of course we attack and then we pick sides and all we say is what we are told by our favorite candidate and we put our feet in the mud and stand right next to him. Well, that is until he or she(hahahaha) is elected and then that mud starts to loosen up a bit, especially if they start going against what they first said. Then we start to change our own history and say you know that gal would have been a good candidate, or we say I wonder what the world would look like with the other person rather than the jackass that is in there now. HEY!!!! YOU VOTED FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!! I don't know I was hoping to get some honesty this time around and I know that is just NEVER going to happen in a presidential race. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.....
September 26th, 2011
Yo digities what's crackin'???? Ok look here I don't know if you watched or even cared about the new Fox show The X Factor that premiered last week but I was really looking forward to it. Not because I am hopeful for the next pop superstar but because of the people that go on those type of shows and fail miserably!! I enjoy watching someone get their hopes up to only have them ripped away by people with authority to do so. Seeing the previews I was really pumped because it seemed that Simon Cowell was going back to his way of judging. HARSHLY!!!!!!!! But at least he's being honest. That's the thing I really hated about American Idol this year is because no matter how terrible or rotten the singers were and they were, they wouldn't tell them that they sucked. Or that they shouldn't sing anymore because it sounds like cat rape. Instead they did what everyone seems to be doing now and candy coating everything to "spare" our feelings. People don't really want that. They want the truth. Would you rather be told that you should give something up because you are terrible or have someone tell you that you aren't quite there yet and you waste your entire life chasing something that you will never catch??? I thought so. Well the X Factor had a few spots where they told the people just how bad they were but not enough. They went back to the old style of lying to them on television. I mean there are some kids that are going to try out for this show year after year after year because they don't shit on them hard enough. And those people will waste their time instead of finding something that they could actually do well. So THANK YOU judges for not doing your job and wasting our time as viewers because these awful shitbirds will be back again next year and I can't wait to see what song they butcher next year all so I can hear you tell them, work it out dawg, this is just not the right time for you. When you should be telling them, " YOU FUCKIN' SUCK!!!!!! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WILL NEVER EVER EVER WORK OUT FOR YOUR SHITTY ASS, NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!! If they say that this week I don't even want the credit I will just know that they have heard me and are responding. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla......
September 19th, 2011
Yo digities what's crackin'??????? Ok, look here this past weekend was not only me and Robs birthday weekend but it was also the return to the ring of Floyd Mayweather Jr. Who I think is the best pound for pound boxer in the world. This was his first fight in 16 months and everyone wants to see him fight against Manny Paquio. Who knows if that fight will ever happen but if it does it will be the biggest fight in boxing history. Now with that being said he needed a warm up fight and Victor Ortiz was just the sucker, I mean person for the fight. He is a young up and comer who really isn't too bad but he is not really that great either. He was accused of quitting during a fight and pretty much admitted he did. So this was easily the biggest fight of his career. And as the fight started there were some big punches connected on both sides. Well Mayweather is a great defensive fighter which means he counter punches the shit out of you and you really can't get that many shots in and you will get frustrated. Ortiz did and ended up head butting Mayweather so bad that the ref stopped the fight to take a point away. As the fight was restarting instead of being ready to fight Ortiz was busy trying to hug and kiss Mayweather and he had already done that so Mayweather hit him with a HUGE left and then knocked him out with a bigger right. And that was all she wrote. Victor Ortiz went down and didn't get back up. Well the announcers were bitching that it was dirty and how classy fighters wouldn't do that. Well, a classy fighter wouldn't have led with his head either. Classy fighters know that there really is only ONE rule in boxing. Protect yourself at ALL TIMES!!!!!!! Victor Ortiz forgot that rule or he thought he was too good to follow it. The announcers on HBO would have said so many different things if the person throwing the punch wasn't named Floyd Mayweather Jr. If this had been Manny Paquio this would have been a "brilliant" fight. What strategy, what poise is what we would have heard, but because Floyd is mouthy and full of himself we hear words like cocky, and arrogant. Well the better man won the fight this weekend and Victor Oritz doesn't even belong on the same card as Mayweather because he is a bum. He has always been a bum and will always be a bum no matter how big this pay day was for him. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
September 12th, 2011
Yo digities whats up!!!!!!!!!! I know, I know everyone in the office is a little somber this morning because this last weekend was the ten year anniversary of 9/11. The worst tragedy to happen in American history. This weekend was amazing watching football and seeing all the American flags, and all of the patriotism. Plus driving around this weekend I noticed my share of American flags on houses, on cars in windows and it was FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!! Now, with that being said look at what happens in the next few days. I'm going to be the first to tell you that you don't even need to leave your house to notice the LACK of patriotism and the LACK of flags flying and the LACK of American pride once again. We are great at ramping things up for big days in our history and I will tell you that we really won't make a big deal of 9/11 for another 10 years and after that there will be pretty much nothing. I mean that's the way we treat D-Day, that's the way we treat the attack of Pearl Harbor. So what will make 9/11 different. I'm sure the family members of those involved and the first responders in New York will always remember but that's really about all. We will go on with our day to day lives and say, " Oh, it's 9/11? Well God bless America." And that will be about all said. That's what I hate most about the people in this country now is that they really don't know how good we have it, and what it really takes to keep that the way it is. Do you really think that in Haboola, Afganastan they were watching their favorite sport this weekend? Do you think that the people in even Iraq are really excited when their favorite athlete scores a touchdown or a new movie is coming out and they can't wait to see it? The answer is no because those people DON'T have it as good as us and they KNOW it!!!!!!!!! So sit back when your reading this and remember we are the best country in the world, and NOBODY can touch us. If they try, then we should FUCK THEIR SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
September 5th, 2011
Yo digities what's happening????? Ok, look here I am back from my second two week summer vacation(PAID) and I had a great time in the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS!!!!!!!!! Got to see my Longhorns kick the shit out of Rice and then everything went bad on my flight from Phoenix to Sacramento. You see I tried something that I usually don't try. I tried to be nice. And what did it get me you ask????? HELL!!!!!!!!! In the form of some old bitty from Redding. You see I sat in the isle seat and she was in the window and I had one of those neck pillows which was a huge waste of money, but oh well. She commented on it and I could tell that she was going to be a chatty Cathy so I decided to be nice and GIVE her my neck pillow for her to keep. Hoping that she would use it and fall asleep until we got to Sac. That DID NOT happen. Instead she asked if I had ever been to Colorado where she was coming from before. I have only been in the shitty Denver airport so I really haven't been there and I told her no. So that prompts her into asking me about cities that are in Colorado. HUH??????? She asked me what the city was with the name in it, and I said Denver. "No, that's not it and it's not Colorado Springs either" she said. I told her I didn't know and she looked at me as if I was the dumb one. Well she was telling me about her 6 grandchildren she just saw along with her MOTHER!!!!!!!! I wanted to ask if her mother had her at 5 because she was at least 70!!! So then she goes and asks me about the big dairy farm there that is no longer a dairy farm but a big hotel and maybe even a casino. I told her I didn't know and once again got the look like I was stupid. But the best was when I stupidly told her what I did for a living and I said a radio talk show. She wanted to know if she could listen in Redding and I told her only on the internet, which got me that stupid look again. So she asked if she could listen to me at night. I said that I was on during the morning and she couldn't compute the two. As the plane did NOT crash as I was praying for it to do we did land and I couldn't get off the plane fast enough. It just goes to show that you get NO WHERE being a nice person and I will NOT make that mistake again. FUCK!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
August 15th, 2011
Yo digities what's crackin'????? Ok, look here a bunch of people have already asked me what I think and what do I make out of Texas A&M moving to the SEC. So I am going to go ahead and answer it here and now. I think this is nothing more than pure jealousy of the stupid Aggies over the television deal that the University of Texas has right now. This is a STUPID decision made by a college of STUPID people. If you are an A&M fan then answer me this. How will you be able to compete in the tougher SEC when you really have NEVER competed in the Big 12??? How is it that you are going to actually out recruit schools in the SEC when you can't even bring in a top class in your old conference? Both of the answers your looking for is because you are jealous of the Longhorns. And rightfully so. Your school, your team and everything about that school sucks and is secondary compared to THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS!!!!!!!!!! When was the last time that A&M played for a National title? When was the last time that they were ranked in the top 5, hell the top 10? Sure I know that this season you are planning on having a breakout year. But then what??? You move to the bigger, stronger, tougher SEC and everything that you built up will go away like it never ever happened and I can't wait to watch that happen. Because of course you couldn't have your rival do anything that may help the state of Texas football world. Instead you think that YOU need to be responsible for everything. Let me lay out what is now going to happen for the University of Texas. In two years Texas with their own television network will become an independent and be able to show all the high school games they want to show and that will mean that all the high school recruits Texas doesn't want you can fight for, because now that college football is a bigger business than a sport you have a very savvy school running things while A&M is left in the dark ages yet again. Can't wait to see Alabama whoop your ass just like Ole Miss will and even Tennessee will beat you and that is just terrible!!!! I'm very excited and happy to see A&M move to the SEC because the grass is not greener on that side, it may as well be burnt orange because the next 10 to 15 years are going to be agonizing for aggie fans and I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! Please whatever you do don't come crawling back to Texas and say that you are willing to play nice then because they just won't have time for you losers, we will be winning yet ANOTHER National Title, while you continue not only to be a state joke but a NATIONAL one too!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
August 8th, 2011
Yo digities what's a crackin'?????? Ok, look here, I don't know about you but I think that as a society we are the dumbest that we have ever been. Now let me say that I am a big part of that. I know how stupid I am, and all the dumb things that I have done or said in the past and the dumb shit that I am going to say and for sure do in the future but just admit it. I was just looking over a website to see what the "news" of the weekend was. Of course there was something about the economy, there was something about jobs, a very small article about the tragic loss of 30 soldiers, but that must not be important enough. I'm sorry this is not going to be a rant on how certain media HATES the military. But then the story that caught my eye and just made me laugh out loud. Now, I know I can already hear Dawns stupid voice saying something like, "Uhh, you know if you had the money to buy something from someone you liked you would!!!!! Uhhh I hate myself!!!!" Sure, your right I probably would, but to make NATIONAL news is a little much. I can't believe that there are people our there opening a web page today saying, " Wow, I can't believe that went for that much/little." What I am talking about is a coat that Bruce Lee once wore. Now don't get me wrong, I think Bruce Lee was great and awesome and amazing. I just find it to be funny that about 40 years after his death, that they are still auctioning things of his off. Is he hurting for money in the afterworld???? This is proof why God needs our money in the collection plate right? This to me is just funny. Not the part that someone out there is such a big Bruce Lee fan and would part with $77,000 on a coat that they are just going to want to wear again an hour later. But that it's NATIONAL NEWS!!!!!!!!!! Really, this is bigger than ANYTHING that is out there and it gets its own line that you can click on and open. Instead it should say, " Some asshole who has more money than he does brains just bought a coat that a dead man hasn't worn in 40 years. What a sucker!!!!!!!!!" I hope that person is happy with the coat, it won't make you any better at karate, it won't bring you any closer to Bruce Lee, and it for sure will never ever get you laid. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla..........
August 1st, 2011
Yo digities what's crackin'?????? Ok, look here, I went out and played golf with an old friend this week and we started talking and the subject of religion came up. As you know I am not a big religious guy. But I get that there are some people out there who want it, and some people that are out there that need it. Those really aren't the people that I'm talking about and too. Instead I'm talking to the people who use church and religion like they use Facebook. Growing up going to church I bought into the whole church thing. How great the stories are in the bible and how great the people are that go to church. That is until one day when I over heard people talking about my mother and other people in the church that were smokers. It was like my mom and these other people went and spit on a picture of Jesus. And it got me thinking about is smoking a sin???? I was only a kid so I didn't know any better. Well, that is until a couple of weeks later when I saw one of the people who was talking about that go out of the church and light up a cigarette. It blew my mind that this "man of God" would do something that he was so opposed to just a couple of weeks before. That's when I learned what a hypocrite was. Needless to say I learned a whole lot from that one experience but it didn't stop there. The more people who I talk to about church and religion the more people I find are like that man. They say one thing and do a whole other thing. I have made this comment on the air and I will stick by it until the day I die. We as Americans will NEVER understand the way people worship religion in other parts of the world. You see for the other parts of the world religion is a way of life. It's the way they live their lives and how they raise their families and they are committed to that more than anything else. We here in America look at, and treat religion as if it was a fun hobby. Some people treat it as a status symbol. They go to church because it looks good to their boss, or to their neighbors or good to the people that they are trying to impress. And I'm sorry but that's not what religion is. There are some people that live in this country that do make it a priority in their lives but there are way more people that do it when it's easy for them to do it. They can't make church on Sunday because little Bobby has a baseball game. That wouldn't happen in other parts of the world because on the day of worship there would be no games scheduled or the people wouldn't sign their kids up for that day. But like I said those people are committed to their religion. To many people in this country have spread themselves too thin and can't make a commitment like that but they try. And by try I mean they fail. But it's not a big deal to them that they failed because all they have to do is throw a couple extra bucks in the plate on Sunday and everything will be forgiven. That's the way God works in America. You see he is nothing more than a thug that is trying to get more of your money. I didn't realize that the guy who pretty much created everything, INCLUDING MONEY needed yours. I think that instead of money people should offer God canned goods, because you ministers and pastors and preist out there that say God "needs" this and God "needs" that are making him look like a bum on a street corner holding a sign that says, "will forgive for money". Something else that you can ONLY see in America. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.........
July 25th, 2011 --
Yo digities what's happening????? Ok, look here, this is pretty much an open letter to anyone who is in charge of fast food places or places that have different menu's depending on what time of day it is. I'm pretty sure that you will agree with EVERYTHING that I have to say.
Dear Food Fucks,
This letter goes out to everyone who is involved in giving us, the customers food for our bellys. I should say that Jack from Jack In the Box is excluded because he gets it. A couple weeks ago I woke up early so I could watch the British Open on TV and I work early in the morning so I don't get to enjoy fast food breakfast that often. I do enjoy it more than the regular menu because I like breakfast. And that has EVERYTHING to do with my letter. I went to a fast food place that I'm not going to mention and your welcome Carl. But I showed up at 4:25 am and wanted a big breakfast country burrito because I have fallen in love with them. Nothing is better than a burrito with gravy on it. But I will move on, the "helpful" attendant told me that they don't serve breakfast until 5am. HUH?????? It's fucking 4:25 am!!!!!!!!!!!!! So this got me thinking, why in the blue hell can't places just serve their whole damn menu all the time????? There are people out there who would like a burger at 6am. I'm one of those people, and who are you to tell me I can't have it? Is this Russia all of a sudden. To where you can dictate to us when we can and can't have the food we want to have. There have been times that I have wanted an Egg McMuffin at 7 o'clock at night and conversely I have wanted a Big Mac at 7 o'clock in the morning. But can that happen???? The answer is NO!!!!!!!!! Now I know I'm going to get feedback from the experts out there that say they only have a certain amount of space to keep food and they can't keep it all out all day long. Well, that is NOT my problem. That is your mistake. You see you make your food to where we crave it at different times and that's when we want it. But then we are told we can't have it and it pisses us off. I will NEVER have another breakfast burrito with gravy on it because they told me that at 4:25am that they were NOT serving breakfast. Well, I say FUCK YOU to that and all places that tell me when I can and when I cannot have the food I want. Thank you frozen foods for never telling me no. Frozen foods are my new best friend because I can have them at anytime of day. Fast food giants think it over. Think about making your customers like me happy for a change. We won't care if you jack up the prices, hell we still go to your places as you have jacked them up this entire time, but what is in it for us. That's right NOTHING and we are tired of it. Sure, I'm mad and nothing on your part is going to change, and really nothing on my part is going to change either. I'm still going to go to your places of business at the appropriate time to get the food that I want. Way to go you win yet again, but you suck royal ass for it as well. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
July 18th, 2011 --
Yo digites what's crackin'???? Ok, look here I am damn sick and tired of you nosey ass losers out there. Mind your own fuckin' business and stay the hell out of mine. Is it me, or is there a whole lot more nosey motherfuckers out there now? I don't know if everyone got to hear my little story from our vacation(PAID) but I will tell you again. I was just getting adjusted in my seat as we were leaving the Denver airport and was sitting on one end of my seatbelt. I was reaching for the other end when some strange woman looked at me and said, " You know they have extensions available for those." I didn't need one and I didn't need her to tell me they had them. I'm sure she was just trying to be "helpful". BULLSHIT!!!!!!! She was offering up her worthless two cents and I am getting sick and tired of you people. Are your lives really that worthless that you need to ruin other peoples? I had a woman on Fathers day tell me that I would like the regular prime rib at the Outback more than the Outback style. I had NEVER met this woman in my life, so how in the blue shit does she know that I will like her way better than my way? Is it that I'm too stupid to know what I like? Rob, do not answer that question. You see this all the time in grocery stores, malls you name it where people can give their shitty ass opinions out they do. Now if I ask someone for their opinion then that means I really would like to know. But if I am sitting in a booth with my father and I don't look in your shitty direction and say which prime rib is better than DON'T SAY A WORD TO ME!!!!!!!! Is it too much to ask? That you mind your own business. I mean I don't come to your house and tell you that your sofa would look better turned upside down do I? And if I did, I'm sure you would throw me out, and rightfully so. So just think about that the next time you are out in public and you are about to randomly offer some stranger some advice on something that they are doing and are about to buy. Think of it like you buying your favorite snack in a store and someone walking up to you telling you how bad that product is or how much more you would like what was in their basket. If your scratching your head right now saying, "God, I would HATE that." Then you know how I feel when you offer up your oh so helpful advice. That's it, thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla......
July 11th, 2011 --
Yo digities what's crackin'????? Ok, look here there have been a few things that I have been holding onto for a while and it's now the time and the place for me to let them go. I don't know about you but I do remember when ATM's first came on the scene. You remember you would walk up, use your card and then you were done. And of course it was that simple. But I'm sorry to say that those times have come and gone and the ATM is no longer something that is going to be quick and easy. Unless there is NO ONE there and you don't have to wait. It seems to me that no matter where you go or when you use an ATM the people that are using it in front of you have the worlds trickiest banking going on and it always takes forever. I love when I get stuck at the ATM by my house and there it's a walk in ATM so you have to stand there in line and try and figure out if someone is actually getting a new house loan through their ATM. It's amazing. I know that people out there have lots to do with their bank accounts and that they need to spend some real time understanding them and then figuring them out. In front of me is not the time or place for you to be looking at every account you have and then transferring money over from one account to the next making sure that you leave at least $25 in the one account or they will send you and email saying enciffeciant funds and you will feel shame. Well, only if you are standing in front of a line of 20 or so and you just have to see what your balance EXACTLY is that way you can go and buy those shoes you always wanted even though they look better on your hot slutty friend. But I am getting away from the point, the point is that we used to have manners when it came to using things in public. You remember if you swam in a public pool you didn't pee in the pool. Now it seems like people are not only peeing in the pool but pooping and barfing in it too and why???? Because they can. They are in public and if it's not hurting anyone then they should be able to spend as much time as they want in front of the ATM. They should be able to check back to when they were a kid and what their balance was 20 years ago right????? WRONG!!!!!!!! Here's a good rule of thumb, if your at a drive-up ATM the only thing you can do is your one transaction. If your at a walk up and the line is deeper than 2 people same rules apply, but if NO ONE is in line then you can do your business, that is until someone comes up and then it's time to move on. Here's a great idea, if your in front of me at the ATM and you want me to know you password, and you want me to have cash out of your account then you can do as much as you want because I AM paying attention to your password and can't wait to try and figure out what your grandmothers maiden name was. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla..........
June 20th, 2011 --
What's up digities?????? Ok, look here I am writing this about 40 minutes before the U.S. Open get underway and I have to say that the pussification of America has even led to professional golf. 22 year old Rory Mclroy is leading the Open by 8 shots and it seems that everyone who is in the tournament is saying that they are playing for second place because of how good Rory is playing. Let me just say I HATE RORY!!!!!!!!!!! Now with that said, it is a sad day that everyone has handed this KNOWN CHOKER the U.S. Open title. And if anyone says any different like Lee Westwood has come out and said then it is nothing but sour grapes on his part. No, that is the voice of someone that is still going to compete today to win a championship. I HATE LEE WESTWOOD as well, but at least I respect him for coming out and pretty much saying that the tournament isn't over just yet. When did we stop playing the full game??? I mean have run rules and mercy rules take over EVERY sport?? And by the way, they are saying that there has NEVER been a performance like this before. Bullshit, do we not remember how Tiger KILLED everyone in 2000????? And by the way right now is the time and place for Tiger to put that cape back on and fly in and save golf and save the world from hearing about how great Rory Mclroy is. I don't know about you but for a guy with a couple of wins and a couple of more HUGE disasters on his record I'm not going to say that he is taking over for Tiger just yet. Instead I am going to watch the golf today and with every fiber of my being root against him and for every other person in the field. I want to see a collapse like we have NEVER EVER seen before. Then we can all put the "legend" of Rory Mclroy to bed. Instead we are hearing how he is the savior of golf. I'm surprised that we haven't heard about how he invented golf as well, along with the wheel and fire. I couldn't be more mad at Tiger Woods right now for not even trying like the champion he used to be, but please come back. I can't take looking at this curly headed fuck anymore, and if he wins, then he is going to be everywhere. And by the way Rory, Lindsey Lohan wants all her damn freckles back too!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla...........
June 13th, 2011 --
Yo digities what's happening??????? Ok, look here I was looking forward to this weekend because not only is it Fathers Day, that's right don't forget about your father and don't get him a shitty tie either. But my dad is actually coming to town and we will watch the U.S. Open Golf tournament. Something that he and I have done for many many years. But thanks to today's modern pussy athletes it won't be as good of a tournament like it has been in the past. You see Tiger Woods has a boo boo on his leg and he doesn't even want to try and play this weekend. I mean we haven't seen him play in over a month now and he says that he has been resting and taking it easy on the leg but it's still NOT ready to go. HUH???????? The doctor even came out and said that when he " hurt " his leg at the Masters that he didn't do any damage to it. Then how is it hurting????? Is it because he isn't playing good golf and doesn't want people to see him not play good????? Well I'm sorry that makes you a pussy, because you can't handle people saying something bad about you. Now if it is the other, and this is the new thing in sports that athletes don't even want to give it a shot because they think they will do further damage. Well it Tigers case. WHAT FURTHER DAMAGE???????? Remember the doctor said he didn't do any damage to begin with. I mean I would rather see him tee it up and at least try. Remember a couple weeks ago when Mark Texieria from the Yankees got hit with a pitch and rolled around on the ground like a little baby? He didn't even try to go to first base and play the rest of the game. At least he played the next day but he didn't try and overcome his problem that night. Is that what is being taught to kids playing sports now. If you get hurt, or if you don't think that you can do something in a game it is better to sit out or run to mommy rather than trying to do it. Maybe when you try it you will find out that you can actually do something, oh wait, there I go thinking that todays athletes care about anything more than themselves or money. And sometimes I don't even think it's in that order. I don't know I think I was born in the wrong time frame. I think I would have been much much better to be around in the 50's when America was GREAT!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.....
June 6th, 2011 --
Yo digities, what's crackin'?????? Ok, look here I don't know about you but I thought that I lived in California. You know the Northern part, where in the Summer it gets hotter than hell. And usually it starts, I don't know around April like that. Well, it hasn't been that way yet this year. Hell, I don't know if it has even been hot yet once this year. I do know one thing. I am sick and damn tired of the rain, and hearing about the rain. I was just trying to watch game one of the Stanley Cup Finals last week and this never ending storm coverage was happening because there was a "tornado" watch in effect for an area 35 miles north of where the TV report was coming from. Now I understand that a tornado in California is news, but in this day and age these California "tornadoes" are nothing more than little bee stings coming from the sky compared to the tornadoes that are wrecking the South and the midwest. One of the anchors actually said that they had a reporter going into the "TEETH OF THE DISASTER". Uh, excuse me. What disaster??? I mean there wasn't even an actual tornado that hit the ground, more less made a mess and HELL NO to the disaster part. Instead we got some high winds and hail. Not really a tornado. But then again these are probably the same people that thought San Francisco was going to wash away with the Japan earthquake. I will tell you one thing that I do know from growing up in the South, that if you want to know where to go during a tornado that is really easy. Find the best neighborhood you can find and go there because they NEVER EVER EVER hit good neighborhoods. If your in a trailer park or crappy house then you can expect to get hit but if you know someone like Rob go to their house because they are safe. Oh, yes, and the other place that you are safe from a tornado is ANYWHERE IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like bracing for an earthquake in Louisiana. It ain't gonna happen there. Thanks for letting me vent, now lets get some damn sunshine!!!!!!!!! I'll holla..........
MAY 30th, 2011 --
Yo digities what's happening????? Ok, look here I don't know about you but I like my sports to be played by men. You know guys who would rather choose to cut part of their finger off so they can play rather than miss the rest of the season. In the last couple of weeks our pussy ass society is now affecting our sports. The NFL has passed new rules that don't let people get hit at certain times and God forbid you touch a quarterback. Now in baseball Buster Posey of the Giants was run over at the plate, a play that his own manger said was clean and "part of the game", but then in the same breath he said he wanted the rule changed. Huh???? Why would you change a rule if the play was legal? Doesn't sound right to me. Oh wait now I get it, they don't want anyone to possibly get hurt. I see, so now we are going to play with NERF baseballs because a pitcher might hit a guy with a pitch right?? Or a guy could hit a line drive that got past a glove and put an eye out. Well not anymore. In Football instead of plastic and metal pieces of padding we will cover the players in marsh mellows and let them play that way. as they hit one another they won't hurt each other and concussions will be a thing of the past. Boy, I am liking the new rule changes how about you. This is absurd!!!!!!! Baseball and Football used to be played by men. Men that would play with broken legs. Hell in baseball a guy played with a disease that is crippling and they named it after him. Lou Gehrig, hello!!!!!!!! Now the "athletes" don't play because they have the sniffles. And if a guy gets hit in the head oh my God he may have a concussion so we should keep him out for six to seven weeks. What are we teaching our kids. I remember the old phrase that I will still use if God forbid I ever have kids. "RUB SOME DIRT ON IT" You are all a bunch of pussies and I want my America back. Kids it's up to you to do so. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
May 23rd, 2011 --
Yo digities what's happening?????? Ok, look here I don't know about you but I made it!!!!!!!!! That's right I made it through the rapture. Now does this mean that I wasn't chosen to go to heaven. Does this mean that I am a bad person and now will spend the rest of my days walking the Earth in search of eternal peace? Does this mean that the worst is yet to come and fire and brimstone and locusts and all that shit????? All I know is that I did see a report the day of the rapture about a volcano going off and you know that had to freak some people the hell out. Then at around 6:20pm I had the TV on in the background and I heard the alert of the Emergency Broadcast system and it turned out to be an Amber alert but you know that made people run for the hills as well. In my previous questions the answer is WE DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! You see that's the best part of the word FAITH, it is a belief. If you look up the word faith it has a couple of definitions 1. confidence ortrust in a person or thing. 2. belief that is not based onproof. So if we believe in definitions then why do over religious people have faith???? I mean they really don't have proof so does that mean that they can't believe? There is NOTHING wrong with having faith, I think it is the most important thing that a person has. Yet, so many people get offended if you don't have the same faith as theirs. I thought it was supposed to be personal. I mean we all get mad when our buddy gets the exact same TV as us, but we want him to have the exact same faith, which is more important than anything else as us. We are a fucked up people. I don't begrudge those people who thought the world was ending except for the fact that they tried to say that they had proof. Well, I didn't see a hand written letter from the man upstairs saying that at 6pm the Earth was going to end. You see that is NOT having faith. I don't know why they just didn't keep it to themselves and deal with it when and if it happened. Oh, wait, I do know why. It's because they made a shit ton of money on the end of the world and now they get the rest of their days to spend that money because I'm sure they will tell us that God had another "plan" for us that day. You know what they all say when their "proof" isn't right. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla..........
MAY 16th, 2011 --
Yo digities what's crackin'????? Ok, look here I don't know about you but it has been a very hard and sad week for me. I can't believe this has happened and I don't know if or how I will make it through this really tough time. I know that there are a bunch of people feeling the exact same way that I am feeling and I'm sure that they are handling it a lot better than I am, so I'm sorry if I'm being a baby or even a puss about it. But this is something that I never saw happening and never wanted to have happen. I am talking about Tiger Woods quitting the Players Championship this week. I never thought that Tiger of all people would turn his back on golf because his life has been turned upside down. Sure he is saying that it's his knee but it is actually the lack of a backbone that he has. We as golf fans know that he is not really fond of the Players Championship but he went and played it anyway and then ran off when things weren't going his way, the sign of a true coward. It is so bad that he tried to leave before addressing the media and it took a tour official to tell him that he HAD to do it before he would talk to them. So I am sorry that I don't believe that his knee is the main issue. If that were the case he would have had NO trouble talking to them and telling the media exactly how his knee acted during the round that he attempted to play. But instead he just snuck out to his Mercedes and tried to get away. Really manly. I'm sure your father and ex-Green Beret would have been very proud of you. Tiger needs to sack up if you will. He needs to put his big boy pants on and learn that when you are the best in the world at what you do people will look forward to the day that you start to slip and that is the time when you prove why you are the best at what you do. That is when you take all their negative energy and shove it up their asses. This is what legends do. This is what hero's do. And yes, Tiger Woods used to be a hero. I am not comparing him to the guys that killed Usama Bin Ladin but he is a hero in his own right to others and now that hero is, and I'm sad to say dead. That is unless he comes back and starts to win. He starts to shove it up everyone who says he's done asses and lets them know that he is STILL the man. Until that day the world is without a golf hero and it looks like NO ONE is stepping up to take his spot. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
May 9th, 2011 -
Yo digities what's up???? Ok, look here. Last week the United States of America had an AMAZING day. The day that Seal Team 6 got Usama Bin Ladin. The world is a much better place without the former Al Queda leader. But is the world a much safer place now?? Is there really reason to celebrate in the streets?? The answer to both of those questions is NO!! Terrorism is still out there and is going to be out there until we allow our entire military to act like Seal Team 6, and I am not talking about the amazing stealth mission that they led. I am talking about letting our military do what they are trained to do instead of moving one leadership group out and another one in. I am talking about straight up ending terrorism as we speak. The only way to do that is with violence, that is all that those people understand and I think that we should honor what they understand, don't you? Killing Usama was a great win against terrorism but the victory is still aways away. But how have things really changed since his death? Thinking back to when 9/11 happened we all thought that once we got Bin Ladin that we could go back to our regular way of life. You know, cheap gas, better safety when we travel and a feeling of safety in our country. But as soon as we killed him we started to worry about what Al Queda would do, rather than saying that we dare you to act out of vengeance and come and get some and we will take care of you. Instead NOTHING has changed since his death. The security is still high at airports, and gas is still way to high. I know that it is going to take a while for both those things to happen, but honesty NOTHING has happened since the great actions of our military. Instead it's been nothing but glad handing going on, worrying going on, conspiracy theories going on and then even second guessing going on. So pretty much like I said NOTHING at all has changed in America and I think that is a sad reflection of our current society. Rather than telling our leaders that is what should be happening all over the middle east, we are breaking our own arms slapping ourselves on our own back for this act. I just hope that someday this country gets a real leader that has the balls to tell people that it is going to get bloody in the war and that's what war is. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
May 2nd, 2011 -
Yo digities what's happening???? Ok, look here I don't know about you but this last weekend reminded me of my twentys when I was dating. You know the girl tells you all the things that you want to hear, and says all the right things and even teases you a little bit to where you think your going to get some action. Well, that's the way the NFL treated it's fans this weekend. The annual NFL draft happened and it was like nothing at all was going on with a lock out or anything. We got to hear about how these new players would add so much depth and strength to teams that you thought the season was going to start next week. But instead we are stuck with billionaires fighting with millionaires over who is going to get what and how much starting this year. The NFL knows exactly what they are doing and by roping us in this week they are trying to have us, the fans, pick sides. I have been asked a lot about who I think is right and who is greedy. Let me set the record straight. Both sides are greedy and both sides are treating us like that tease girl that we have all gone out with. The players want health care for life, which by the way is ridiculous. Do actors get healthcare for life when a movie company hires them for a film?? NO!!!!! Should the owners do a better job of looking after the players in the long run, of course YES!!!!! But it seems like these are just things that are being thrown out there to confuse everyone to what it all comes down too. M O N E Y!!!!!! Some players came out and talked about the draft and didn't want the new players to hug the commissioner saying, " This is the guy that is going to take money out of your pocket." Not true. The players are NOT being asked to give up their salaries they just want to make it look that way. In fact the owners are going to increase the salary cap which means that players will actually make more money. But just not enough. But it is the owners team and they are the ones who have to pay the bills at the end of the day so once again I am a man without a side. The only thing I want is to stop being teased and start being entertained by the NFL once again. They need to find a solution and stick to it, to where this NEVER happens again because I am tired of all the questions. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.....
April 25th, 2011
Yo digities what's happening????? Ok, look here I just heard that Lindsey Lohan is "ANGRY" about being sentenced to 4 months in jail after stealing a $2500 necklace. Who in the blue hell is she mad at???? Is it the judge. Let's see, the judge who should have thrown not only the book but the legal library at Lohan instead gave her 4 months and then allowed her to be released on bail. Now I don't know about you but if I had a run in with the law and then had to wear an ankle monitor on me, then broke the law again to where they had to put a device on me that would alert them to whenever I drank or used drugs I wouldn't be looking at 4 months. But still that wasn't what got Lindsey the stiff sentence of 4 MONTHS, it was after she then, while on probation for the previous violations stole a neclace that was somewhat expensive. I mean I wouldn't spend $2500 on a necklace, and I guess Lindsey wouldn't either. But she only gets 4 MONTHS and lets see she will probably spend about 3 hours in jail. Don't give me the shit about how crowded jail is, it's bullshit. The laws are enforced to DETER crime, but in Lohans case it's there to see what she can get away with next. I can't wait to see her hurt someone or do something that makes the public say enough is enough. Oh wait, THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!! If this was an actual star I could see why the treatment was so easy, but we are talking about goofy ass, untalented Lindsey Lohan here. Because she remade a couple of old 70's movies she a star???? Lindsey is said to be mad because she is working on turning her life around. HUH???? WHAT????? Every time I see her on the news or on TMZ she is leaving a club, or at a party or drunk in public yet again and that is "turning your life around"? I guess that she was leading a calm, crime free life before all this happened because if she has any turning its from that. I just hope that someday, and I know that it will be soon she commits a crime that finally pisses off the wrong judge and he or she(haha) lets Lindsey have it. Sends her to actual prison for a while to straighten her life out. Maybe there she could do us all a couple of favors. 1) Get all the damn freckles removed. 2) Get some acting lessons because YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
April 18th, 2011
Yo digities what is going on???? Ok, look here I know that there has been a whole lot of talk about Donald Trump running for President next year and that has a bunch of people interested. I know that California had Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor and Minnesota elected Jesse "The Body" Ventura as well. But it made me think who would make this country really look good. I mean the current guy is a joke and other countries are treating him like they are his big brothers and giving him noogies every chance they get. I don't know if they would do the same to Trump but he wouldn't be any fun to get into an argument with. Remember when he and Rosie O'donnell went at it, and he just called her fat? He could have said sooooo much more. So here are a few people that I would love to see as the next President of the United States. By the way, all these people unlike the current guy are from America. Charles Barkley. You know the former basketball player who sucks at golf? He would be an AMAZING president because he would tell it like it is. He would not hold back and he wouldn't pussy foot around all the issues. If another country was messing with us I would imagine that Sir Charles would put his big ass foot down. Another guy that I would have loved to see as President would be Al Pacino. Sure, he's not the smartest guy in the world but he would be passionate like NO OTHER president has been in the past. Can you imagine him telling the U.N. to take their peace accord and shove it???? Pacino would for SURE have my vote. Along with former heavyweight champ George Foreman. Now here's a guy who is great at business and he can handle his own as well. You could see him at some state dinner and the leader of Iran comes in and BOOM he gets knocked out for taking too many of the shrimp cocktails. Many people have said that they would love to see Rob as President and yes that would be good, and he would be the funniest president we had but he is TOO presidential. We need someone in the office that has NO Business being there. Oh wait, who's there now??????? Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
April 11th, 2011
Yo digities, what's happening?? Ok, look here I don't know about you but I am really starting to get sick and tired of stupid people. You know the people that I'm talking about. The people that can't believe how cheap their house is because it was built after the airport was built, and now they are suing over the noise. Well, now it's a new group of people. The people who were booing at the Charlie Sheen shows. This is not me standing up for Charlie Sheen, saying that we should just give him a chance. Instead I want to ask all the morons that showed up and paid good money for those tickets, what the blue fuck were you thinking????? I mean here we have a guy who has been out of control for over two months now and then he decides to put on a road show and you thought it was going to be good. Did you think that it was going to blow you away??? Did you think that it was going to change your life??? Did you think that it was going to be any good???? The answer that you are not allowing yourself to say is NO!!!!!!!!! Of course this show was going to suck, and yes I would have gone to it but I would have known it was going to suck and hell I would probably bitch about it, which makes me just as stupid as you. Charlie Sheen is totally off the reservation right now and people keep throwing money at him. Why should he put on a good show????? Because people paid for it. It's CHARLIE SHEEN!!!!!!!! Not Metallica. You are going to get a crazy guy on stage smoking and ranting about things that are out there for out there people. But you go in the arena and think how great this is going to be, because you are a dumbass, and it turns out that it sucked. BOO HOO!!!!!!! You had plenty of money to piss away on the ticket and you know what you knew what you were going to get so shut up. Believe me I want Charlie to ranting and raving it makes my job so much easier, and when he's on TV he's entertaining. And do you know why????? Hmmmm, what could it be, OH, I know it's because it's FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 4th, 2011
Yo digities what's happening???? Ok, look here a few weeks ago a TERRIBLE tragedy happened in Japan and that country has been devastated since then. They are suffering through so much crap and turmoil that many people in this country can't imagine it happening to them. I can't imagine it happening here either because we would most likely crumble. Especially now! Do you know why??? It's because we expect someone to be there to help us out. Well the problem is that we are running out of places and people that will do that. Who will we turn to when something like that happens here??? I mean the government doesn't have the money to help us out, and as reported last week, people that we borrow money from are starting to turn us away as well. So then what? Do we hope that the American people will be there to give us there money to help us out of the jam. They would be if they had any money, but right now they don't. And when will they get money??? Who knows. So with that being said I am asking if all natural disasters would just stay away from America right now. I think that is a pretty good request. The reason is that we can't afford for you to wipe us out right now just stay away for about 20 or 30 years until we are back on our feet again. And as long as I'm asking then how about the terrorist leave us alone for a while too. Don't mess with us, and we won't mess with you. Fair enough. Whew, that was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. Oh, wait neither one of those things cares about what problems we are having and will "attack" us at any time they want too. We need to start to worry about what will happen if the worse happens. NO ONE is going to be there for us like we are there for so many countries. Part of NO ONE means our own people as well. Like I said, it's not because they don't want to help, they just can't afford to do it now and probably not for quite some time. Help yourself, that is what we should tell other countries because it sure as hell seems that is what they are saying to us. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
March 28th, 2011
Yo digities, what's happening????? Ok, look here I don't know about you but I am confused about the era that I am living in. I don't remember being taught this, but maybe I was brought up the wrong way. The way I'm talking about is best summed up by a phrase that was uttered by Vince Lombardi. The phrase is, "Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing." I mean there have been other phrases that have also been uttered but none better than in the movie Talladega Nights. When Reese Bobby said, " If you ain't first, your last." I know that in the end of the movie he bought it back but it seems like that is what we are doing in America today. Buying it all back. It used to be NEVER accepted that losing was ok. It was something that you would have to do now and then but it was never accepted and you were to always learn from it. But it seems like now it is the ONLY thing accepted. It feels like you have to apologize for winning, and you get congratulated for losing. Last week former Presidential hopeful Ralph Nader came out and wanted to get rid of athletic scholarships for college. He says that it teaches kids the win at all cost mentality. I have to say that I'm ok with kids thinking that. I mean without college scholarships how would some of these kids ever really get to go to college??? I always think of former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin, he was like the seventh out of 9 kids whose parents worked 3 or 4 jobs to provide for their family, and he turned to football, to make his mark. He ended up going to college and playing football and turned it into a career and now takes care of his brothers and sisters. Now without football do you really think that it would have worked out that way? I mean maybe he doesn't turn to crime but instead turns to dropping out of school and working to help his family out. Which by the way there is nothing wrong with, but playing football getting a scholarship, he was able to not only help his family out but also help himself out by getting a college education. And how did he get that? He got that by knowing that winning was his only way out. The way it should be. Winning isn't easy. You have to fail in order to know how to NOT fail. Which means there were times that he lost and instead of saying he was ok with losing he worked harder and made himself a winner. Just like what we as a country used to do, but that was a long time ago in a place that seems far far away. Teach your kids that winning isn't important and I will show you a loser! I'm sorry but yes, I just did call your kid a loser and he will always be one, that is unless you teach him how to win. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
March 21st, 2011
Yo digities what's happening????? Ok, look here lets talk about something that is near and dear to my heart. The farthing stupidity of America. I know, I know this is something that I don't talk about too much but it is something that is important to me. This is not about how Americans say that winning is too big of a priority, hell this isn't even the fact that we are not calling the President out for really not doing his job. No, this is all about one thing and one thing only. The upcoming royal wedding. We are so engrossed in who is and is not being invited to this thing. We are so worried about who is designing the dress for the broad. And we are so concerned about the security of the event. Now, I can't say for sure, but the British people as a whole are a bunch of stupid asses that allow the royal family to still exist in that country. This is a family that has no say in the day to day operations of that country, yet the taxpayers in Great Britain pay for these people to live in the lap of luxury and say NOTHING about it. I guess Great Britain doesn't have a homeless problem and that there are NO poor people in that country. I mean that would be the ONLY reason to allow a family to live so high on the hog that don't really have any jobs. What has the Queen ruled on in the last 10 years? Hell, the last 30 years for that matter?? NOTHING!!!!!! These people are just figure heads of what used to be so in that country. Instead of moving on with the times, they pretend that it's no big deal that this family royally sponges off the country and does NOTHING to improve or even contribute to the country. Now we have a wedding that the people of Great Britain are paying for but not everyone is invited. If I was a taxpayer I would show up and ask why they are arresting me, I'm the one paying for the damn band. But instead, they sit around drinking their warm beer and toast the future King and Queen that won't do ANYTHING!!!!! Oh, wait, they will do something. They will continue to prove why America is still their big brother. You see we as stupid as we are would NEVER put up for a family living in the ruling house of America not doing their job. Oh, wait a second, that is what's going on right now isn't it??????? Let me just say then, VIVA MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.........
March 14th, 2011
Yo digities what's happening????? Ok, look here, if you own a business. Or if your just a boss get ready for the most NON productive week of your whole year. Yep, it starts today and will go through the end of the work week. It's what it referred to as MARCH MADNESS. Let me break this down for you leaders, Monday guys will be printing out brackets and passing them out to their colleague which means the whole day is a loss as everyone who gets one will be on line to try and figure out which team is best. Not to mention the countless number of brackets that your employees, who should be working will be filling out on the computer. Tuesday is here and maybe a little bit of work will get done but it will be another day of filling out their final brackets as there are four games on that night. Wednesday is the day that you will see employees not getting along because there will be all sorts of trash talk going on after everyone has filled in and completed their brackets. The only day you can expect any work to be done is Thursday because everyone is gearing up for the games that are on that day. Mind you people will be watching the games on line instead of working and most likely getting pissed because their brackets are done after the first game. Now Friday will get here and the people that are out of the tournament may do some work, but I'm sure they are hung over from the night before of drowning their sorrows because they were stupid enough to pick Oakland over TEXAS!!!!!!!! As a boss just put in your mind that most people will be out after the first week and that business will be back to usual next week. Now if your a boss and taking part in this then you know what I am talking about and you just don't care. That equals my kind of guy. Lets just hope your not stupid enough to pick a Cinderella team to go all the way. I mean you are the boss and you should be a whole lot smarter than that. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.........
March 7th, 2011
Yo digities what's crack-a-lackin'??????? Ok, look here I know that we talk a whole lot on the new Rob Arnie and Sports show in the afternoon about sports and I have that place to vent my frustrations. Well, I don't know about you but I am already tired of the NFL contract talks. I can't believe that the biggest, richest and most popular sport is doing what it is doing. Do they think that if they do have a work stopage people won't be pissed off? Do they think that we will come back to them if they miss a few games or even a season? Do they think that we will let it pass that their are millionaires fighting with billionaires???? The answer to EVERY one of those question is YES!!!!!!!!!! People love the NFL and they want their football on Sunday. The NFL is the cool kid in the neighborhood that gets the great new toy that NO one else on the block has and won't let you play with it until you jump through a bunch of his hoops. What do you do then??? If your being honest you will say that you jump through those hoops so you can play with this shiny new toy. The NFL knows what it has and knows what will happen. Sure there will be some people that are so mad that they won't go back to games, but that is a very small number of people. The majority of football fans won't stop watching, buying merchandise and going crazy when their team wins. The think that is really the most frustrating is that we have NO idea what's going on in the closed door meetings. The league, the owners and the players have all said pretty much NOTHING and I want to know what is going on because I want my NFL back next season. I don't care if they have the regular players or even SCABS who cross the picket line and decided to live out their dreams. I believe that if there is a work stopage in football that there are players in the union that will cross the line because someone has to feed their families and pay the mortgage. We will keep you updated on Robarnieandsports.com. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla......
February 28th, 2011
Yo digities what's crackin'?????? Ok, look here the Academy Awards have just happened and I have to say that I am about sick and tired of Hollywood and their politically correct bullshit they do all the time. I don't know about you but I always question why there are certain people at the award show. Like Steve Carrill. I mean I like the Office and everything but does he really need to be there????? And of course the interviewers telling him how great his movie Date Night with Tina Fey was. BULLSHIT!!!!!!! That movie sucked. I would love to be able to be on the red carpet asking questions to these deadbeats. And whenever I think that I would get a P.C. answer I would have Bullshit repellant there to spray right over their head. Once they start talking about the starving kids in some third world, or when George Clooney shows up and starts talking about the fucking environment I can spray him down. Really the enviorment is hurting so bad, bad enough for you to only take private jets from place to place and then jump into huge SUV's to take you to your next interview????? Really nice George. By the way the only reason he was ever named good looking is because he played a doctor on ER. I don't remember hearing how hot he was on The Facts of Life. And another thing, lets stop pretending that these celebrites know or care about who or what they are wearing. " Oh, I'm wearing the latest from Dolce and Gabbana, I worked really hard to pick this out." NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!! You had twenty dresses and this matched the bag you were taking. Oh, and while I'm bitching about stuff, hey celebrities why don't you buy YOUR FUCKING JEWELRY???????? I'm tired of seeing these people "borrowing" things from fancy places. I do believe that there is a Zales in L.A. maybe check it out . Or just use part of the $20,000,000 you made from that movie to buy the necklace you are wearing instead of just robbing the place for a night. Well, I hope you enjoyed the Oscars and I can't wait until next year. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
February 21st 2011
Yo digities, what's up?????? Ok, look here I just got a smart phone, I know I know it's about time. I didn't want to get one because I knew that it was smarter than I would ever need to be but I went ahead and got one. And I know that in the past I have railed against aps but I have jumped into the ap world and found out that it is as stupid as I thought it would be. I jumped when I saw there was a Caddyshack soundboard thinking that I could download the sounds and use them as ringtones. Well, you can't. It's just a stupid wall to hear Rodney Dangerfield say, "Hey Wang, this is a restricted club so don't tell them your Jewish." Wow, that's great I can blow my friends away with that one. How about the Chuck Norris soundboard where he says really stupid things from Walker Texas Ranger. Got that one too. My favorite one has to be the dumbest though. Angry Birds. That's right I am playing Angry Birds at every chance I get. I am so lame that I will even go to YouTube to watch how to get past certain levels. I mean writing this page is taking me away from my Angry Birds. And yes, when I do finally finish the game I will go back and try to get three stars on every level as well. I do have a golf game on my phone, and a homerun hitting game but they are just the demo's because I will NOT pay for any of the ap games. I didn't realize how much dirty stuff was on the phones as well. Like big Booties gone wild and some stripper pages as well. Those you have to pay for so BOO to them. Ok, enough, I have to get back to Angry Birds, if anyone has any cheats please let me know so I can finish this stupid damn game. By the way the ESPN aps don't feature Rob and I which really sucks and I do think that they are missing out. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
February 9th, 2011
Ok fella's since the WORST day of the year is Monday. Valentines Day here are a few gift ideas that will not get you laid, will put you in the doghouse and could lead to a possible divorce. If these are things that you want to have happen, then I am glad that I can be of service to you. Just think after Monday you have an entire year before you have to worry about this again.
||Rubber Gloves. Sure this is a practical gift. But Valentines Day is not for anything practical. This is the day to buy your beautiful woman something that she totally doesn't need or really deserve either.|
||Any sort of appliance. Don't be fooled when your lady says that she could really use a new vacuum or a new blender. This is a trick and if you fall for it be ready for a lifetime of this being told at all gatherings. It goes something like this, " Oh for Valentines Day Jimbo got me a new vacuum, sure we needed it since I completely wrecked the last one. I really wanted a new bracelet but this is nice too."|
||Underwear or Sexy Lingerie. So many bad things could happen if you get her this. I mean lets say you get the right size it will still be wrong. Maybe she will think you are some sort of perv and will only wear this with her NEXT man.|
||Tickets to something she wants to do. This could be a variety of things like the ballet or a play or an opera. No matter what it is, it will be something that YOU won't want to do. The bad news is that you HAVE to do it. It isn't like she wants to share this with a friend. She wants to make you suffer through this with her.|
||A gym membership. You can NEVER EVER EVER get her this gift. Lets say that she wants to join a gym in passing and you are paying attention and want to show her your listening skills. This is NOT the right time for that because she will take this is as she is fat and you don't like her the way she is. If anything REVOKE her membership at a gym.|
February 7th, 2011
Yo digities, what's crackin'????? Ok, look here I don't know about you but I am getting sick and tired of celebrities lying about everything cool that happens to them. Am I just jealous. Sure, why not. If that was it, then this would be all over in a couple of sentences. But watching the Super Bowl, and some of the commercials that ran during the game opened my eyes to what big shits they really are. Watching the STUPID red carpet event during the pre game show, I saw Jennifer Anniston and Adam Sandler there getting ready to go into the stadium. And I know just how big of a football fan Jennifer Anniston is. I mean I'm so sure that she could tell you the last 15 Super Bowl MVP's right???? NO!!!!!!! She was there to promote her terrible looking new movie with Sandler, and I have to say that I'm glad that she can go to the game, but some guy in Green Bay couldn't make it to the game because tickets were just too expensive and he will probably die tomorrow. But thank God that SHE was there. There were plenty of moments with celebrities that pissed me off during the game but none more than the Chrysler commercial with Eminem. It shows him driving the streets of Detroit. The ad goes on to say how the city was responsible for all the cars America makes. Then it shows him walking into an auditorium where a choir was performing and he takes the stage. He says how beautiful Detroit is. Ok, lets break this down. I'm sure he is NOT going to walk into a choir performance anytime soon. And are we really to believe that he thinks that Detroit is beautiful???? But the biggest lie is the one that played the most during the spot. Do you really think that Eminem is going to be driving a Chrysler???????? I me come the hell on, he is going to be driving a Benz, or a Rolls maybe even a Bentley but not a Chrysler. I don't have anything against them, but really a Chrysler. Why not an Escalade or something cool like a Corvette????? I mean he's driving around in a car that someones uncle gets from his company and tells people all about what great gas mileage it gets. Eminem doesn't do that. He talks about all the hot bitches he's going to nail. By the way he won't be doing that if he rolls up in a CHRYSLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright, thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
January 31st, 2011
What up my brothers and sisters!!!!!!!! Ok, lets just get this all over with now. Look here, this week I FINALLY got a "smart phone". I got a droid and I really don't know what is so smart or great about it. I mean I have tried to figure it out and I'm still learning but there is nothing smart about it. Hell my phone won't even link it's phonebook with my car like my NON smart phone did. I have learned how to get apps on my phone. Let me tell you there are some really STUPID ones out there. Like, I downloaded the Caddyshack sound page thinking that I would be able to use those quotes as ringtones. BUT YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!! STUPID!!!!!!!!!! And really nice that there are porn pages on there, and the free ones aren't even dirty. Not that I have checked or anything like that. I don't know is it just a status thing that you can say that you have a "smart" phone. Yes, I like being able to check my emails and even my facebook with one touch of the screen. And by the way how about you make a phone for people who have larger fingers than others??? Now just in case you were wondering I did find a great Confederate flag wallpaper that is up. I'm just really suprised that I can actually make calls on the phone. But for some reason the ringtones that I have downloaded, painfully I might add, have not yet worked. Yes, by the way I have checked the book and something is just not right. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure I am going to think the phone is great and wonderful once I get to learn it. The bad thing is that as soon as I learn how to use this one, they are going to come out with a phone that is even better than the one I have and I know that I will want to get that. Just to let you know that this whole email was written on my phone and now my thumbs are KILLING me, so thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......