With the Oscars just around the corner, Arnie has announced the winners of the 2nd Annual Arnie Awards!  Here are the winners!

Worst Picture

Limitless.  All this movie is about is a junkie who needs a fix. The problem happened when Bradley Cooper cut a guy open to drink his blood so he could get his fix. Fucking terrible!!!!!!!!!

Worst Actor

Paul Rudd. How does this guy keep getting movies? Everyone he is in sucks and Our Idiot Brother didn't let us down in the shit department.

Worst Actress

Reese Whitherspoon.  She wins because she is blonde and from Nashville. Enough said.

AND THE NOMINEES WERE:

As you know the Academy Awards announced the nominees this week, which means it can only mean one thing.  Time for the second annual Arnie's!!!!!!!! This year we are going to go over the WORST Picture of the year.  The WORST actor of the year, and of course the WORST actress of the year as well.  Here are your nominees.

WORST PICTURE

Cowboys and Aliens.  Daniel Craig stars in this shitty tale of how aliens have come to Earth and are now at war and somehow losing to cowboys.  You know the ones that don't have cars, machine guns or running water.

The Hangover Part 2.  The boys are up to their same tricks again.  And when I say same, I mean the EXACT FUCKING SAME jokes just in a different country.  

 
Limitless.  Bradley Cooper stars in this movie about a drug that makes you smarter.  In fact he actually cuts a guys stomach open so he can drink the blood because the guy took his last pill.

Our Idiot Brother.   Paul Rudd proves once again that he cannot carry a movie on his own.  He plays an idiot and has sisters.  Not that hard but he still couldn't do it.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon.  Yet another stupid fucking movie where cars turn into robots and of course save the world.

WORST ACTOR


Owen Wilson- Hall Pass.  The story of what a man would do if his wife who really isn't that hot gave him a week to cheat on her.  As if anyone believes he could be married and then cheat on top of that.

James Franco- Rise of the Planet of the Apes.   Thanks to the TERRIBLE acting of James Franco you will find yourself rooting for the apes about 28 seconds into the movie.

Bradley Cooper- Limitless.  A movie that has been described(by me) as possibly the DUMBEST movie ever to be made.

Paul Rudd-  Our Idiot Brother.  A movie that makes Limitless look like a Shakespearian masterpiece!!!!!

WORST ACTRESS

Gwyneth Paltrow- Country Strong.  A movie about a country music singer that can't sing.  Not because she's scarred but because she is a rotten fucking singer.

Reese Whiterspoon- Water for Elephants.  I didn't see this movie, I just hate this uppity bitch!!!!!

Cameron Diaz- Bad Teacher.  This movie tried to make Cameron Diaz hot and dirty.  Too bad I didn't jerk off for two weeks after seeing her.

Neil Patrick Harris-  The Smurfs.  I think the outright winner!!!!!!!!