If your artsy stay that way, don't pass it on to your kids. Because I know someday I will open the door and see something that I will have no idea what it is. And since I don't know what it is I will not give them candy, and then will get killed. That's right shitty costumes have no place on Halloween. If someone has to ask what it is, take it back. Homemade costumes suck too.
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What up dizzles!!!!!! Updated November 18th, 2009 Well, since the Holidays are right around the corner, I thought I would show you some Holiday cheer. I know that we are only about a week away from Thanksgiving. And as tradition goes I am going to give thanks, well actually these are a few things that I am NOT thankful for.
November 16th, 2009 YO Digities!!!!!!!!!!! Let me just say HELLO to all you LOUD ASS PEOPLE OUT THERE!!!!!!!!! I know that I have bitched about this before, and guess what???? I'm going to do it again and again and again until you people learn that we have had enough of your LOUD ASS TALKING!!!!!!!!!! I meant to talk about this on the show but on a recent flight a passenger behind me was talking and talking and talking. I don't care what people want to do with their free time on flights but whatever it is, KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!! I am sooooooooooooooo happy to know that this bitch behind me didn't have a tradional holiday dinner last year, instead she served pasta. Now I can die because I know it along with about 150 other people too. When we got off the flight we all high fived each other knowing that she had PASTA for Christmas dinner. Let me tell you that is some really exciting shit!!!!!! Why not share it with EVERYONE around you??????? I was hoping that she would go into how GREAT her last papshmear was too. I didn't think it could get any "better" than that until I went to the movies and the lady behind me got up and came back and had to tell person next to her that she went out for a smoke. Yes, the movie was going on, but by all means we should stop that because it wasn't easy enough for me to smell that she went smoking, but I HAD to hear about it too. Maybe next time she could ask the theatre to pause the movie so she can have her fuckin' conversation about what she does in her spare time. Oh, and she had to be updated on what she missed. Keep it down people I'm growing tired of you and of course if I say anything that I am the rude one. Ok, I'll play along and be the rude one. So on behalf of the people out there like me let me just say. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
November 9th, 2009 Yo digities, what's crackin'?????? You know the older I get the more mad I get. I am starting to understand why it is that old people are so crotchety. Do you remember how cool you thought it would be to not live at home with your parents. You get all this freedom. No one telling you to come home, what time to go to bed and to eat your vegetables. Then you move out and you realize how much it sucks to not have someone taking care of all the small bullshit that your parents did. But the worse part is you realize YOU have to tell yourself what time to go to bed and when to come home. That's where the anger starts. Well, it really starts before then. As boys we think it's soooo cool to shave and get hair on our chest and underarms. We can't wait to get that. But around the time you have to get a job you start to realize that shaving flat out SUCKS!!!!!!!! There's nothing cool about cutting your face all up just so you can show up to work and be told what to do and when to do it. As far as the hair issue goes you don't realize that the chest and underarms aren't the only places it grows. You start to notice it more in your ears, your nose and if your lucky like me your back. And you get to hear "funny" people say that you should be in a hairy back contest. By the way, FUCK YOU!!!!! I can't wait to get to the day when my hair just starts to fall out instead of taking the slow journey back on the front of my skull. The reseeding hairline is kind of like an appetizer before the real main course of hair loss begin. Just think all this is happening to us in our 30's right now and most of us haven't even fought in a war. I can only imagine how much more mad I'm going to get when back back starts to go into that creepy C shape and I will have to use a cane or God forbid a walker to get around. I really do think this is why people at nursing homes are the actual happiest people on earth. They have nothing or no one to try for anymore and people are waiting on them hand and foot. Sign me up!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........ Adigity
November 2nd, 2009 Yo digities what's crackin'?????? Ok, so I know that this isn't my movie page, but I have to ask: What in the hell is wrong with people????? I mean the new Michael Jackson movie This is It made a ton of money over the weekend, and this just in. HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!! I mean the guy died about what 4 months ago and people are lining up to see this "movie". I use that term really loosely because it's not really a movie, it's not a documentary, it's a rehearsal video. That's all!!!!! It's not like this is really an exclusive look at what was going on behind the scenes. It's a look at what his tour could have been. Well, at least the parts that they rehearsed. I mean was the most used word or phrase in the movie, "Let's try this again." This would be like watching a play with the actors not in their wardrobes and messing parts of the scenes up. I'm sure we would pay BIG money to see that. Oh wait, we wouldn't. I don't even think that the families of the actors would go and see this because they don't want to watch their loved ones mess up. I am very happy to see that the estate of Jacko is getting to at least cash in on something this year. And if you saw this movie, what did you expect the final outcome of the movie to be? Did you think that you were going to see an amazing concert? Did you think that there were going to be all sorts of wild twists and turns that you didn't see coming? No, you knew what you were going to get and it wasn't even going to be that good. The reason it wasn't going to be that good is because all this movie is, is......PRACTICE!!!! Would you want to pay and see your favorite team go out and run drills???? Do you want to see the team run laps???? NO!!!!!!! You want to see the finished product, and if you don't then there is something wrong with you. And I hear them talking about maybe an Oscar for this movie too. HUH?????? For what, best use of a dead guy???? Oh wait, Weekend at Bernies has all those awards and it WAS entertaining. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
October 28th, 2009 WHAT'S UP WITH HALLOWEEN?! Well, it is that time of the year again. Stupid ass Halloween. I hate this day because it's not a real day, it's a day that is for kids. And really what have they ever done to deserve this day along with Christmas and their birthdays???? So these are a few of the reasons that I hate this day.
This is a day that turn our kids into little beggars. They go to peoples houses and do nothing but put their damn hands out. This will lead to more of the same behavior later in life.
October 26th, 2009 Yo digities, what's crackin'?????? Ok the other day I was driving and I noticed something that I needed to write about. Believe me I get the fact that some chicks dig cars. They think that a guy with a cool car is somebody worth knowing and or doing. Now that is a cool car, you know like a Porsche or Ferrari. Well the young man I saw driving the other day was not anyone worth knowing or doing. You see he didn't have a Porche he had a Volkswagen or something that used to be one. It was kind of red, with a bunch of primer in there too. It also had some sort of make shift spoiler on it to make it look like a pussy wagon. Even though one led by horses and being covered gave this looser a better chance. Well that is until I saw him. He couldn't have been more than 20 or so and was leaned all the way over the center console driving with his wrist on top of the steering wheel. I'm sure he was playing some shitty disco-tech music, I couldn't hear it over my blasting of Hank Williams Jr. But the thing that really stuck out to me was that he had his collar popped and he was wearing some sort of knock-off Dolce and Gabbana glasses. This guy was the main screwdriver in the tool box. What in the hell kind of ass does he think he's going to get driving that piece of shit, and looking like a retarded pimp???? I mean this is a kid that probably couldn't get ass if he was riding one. The sad thing to me is that someday, someday very soon this is what's going to be making decisions for us in our old age. I know I sound like a grumpy old man. Well, so be it. I don't want some dip shit driving a Hugo telling me what is going on with my life. Get a real car, leave your collar down, and let your cool friends pick up the ass. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.....
October 19th, 2009 Yo digities, what's a crackin'?????? Ok, so I didn't feel well over the weekend which meant I got to catch up on my TV shows. Well, I like to watch Cops on Sunday but instead decided to jump into the "reality" show Part at the Rehab. Now that is what they call the club at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas. It's a pool that is also a club, and you sit there and watch all these "real" stories about things that happen at the club. Not only to the guests, but to the people that work there too. All I have to say to that show is that it is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!! Just like EVERY other show on that network except Cops. This network has not only given us this bullshit show but one that I wanted to see really bad, and then I watched Operation Repo and was pissed because it looked soooooooooooooo fake. I watched an episode where they went to take a car back from some college girl and she was so upset that she puked on the guy taking it back. Really?????? I know that these are taken from "actual" stories that happen to them, but I say BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! This rehab show I'm sure is "actual" stories taken from that hotel. Instead of being just old wives tales about things that happen to servers all over the place. Like this one girl who just so happened to be working by the pool for her first time and her one cabanna that she was supposed to take care of had her ex-boyfriend in there. Wow, good thing the camera's were there. This show is just another great example of how stupid people actually are. I imagine that there are tons of people that will want to go to Vegas and ask for those certain people to only find out that they are actors and pulled a good one over on you. I can't wait to have a camera follow me around and see how many things really don't happen. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla......
October 12th, 2009 Yo digities, what's crackin'?????? Ok, look here, this is a special edition of the Keepin' It Real page. This is dedicated to all of you hard working people out there that want nothing more than to be entertained. I'm targeting the media in this so MEDIA PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we please stop leading your newscasts with boring old President said this, Sadat said that crap????? I mean when people get home and turn on the TV it's usually on whatever station they left it on the night before, or whatever station the pool boy was watching while sitting on your bed. You see people watch the TV for entertainment, not information. I'm talking about regular people ROB!!!!!!!! I really would like to see MORE police chases, more K9 units on TV so I can see Officer Ruff Ruff tear some drug dealers arm off because the guy completely fucked up. Plus, that's not all. We also like to laugh and especially point at people. No, I'm not saying to put special people on the news but how about people that are half man half horse??????? What about people running from a swarm of bees or wasps?????? How cool would that be. Hey newspeople, you know those last stories that you put on the news to fill time, I really think that should be moved to the beginning. Because who would fuckin' see a squirrel waterskiing???? Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.............
October 5th, 2009 Yo digities, what's crackin'?????? I have to say that last week was one of the best weeks of the year for me. No, it wasn't my birthday(that was a couple weeks ago). I didn't get a raise(thanks to Rob being cheap). Dawn didn't leave the show(I said one of the best, not the GREATEST). No, it was because of the Presidents miscue with the Olympics. You see, most presidents don't go out of their way to get the games in America. I mean it has NEVER happened before, not in America. Sure other pussy countries have done this, but they are crappy and it usually doesn't work. Just like this trip. You see instead of doing the JOB as President, Mr. Obama decided to try and take the role as ambassador for America and get the games to his home city of Chicago. The job of President by the way is a little bit more important than ambassador. And he did NEITHER of those jobs very well. I received sooooooooooooooo much joy when the decision was made that Chicago was the first city gone from contention. You see other self righteous "important" people were there as well. Oprah and Michelle Obama. They went there with the same intentions that the president went with too. They were going to throw their popularity around, and show how important they were. Pretty much they were bullying their way to try and get the Olympics in America. Too bad it didn't work. I wish that I could have been standing next to Oprah when she heard the news, just to see her fatass reaction. I'm sure that Michelle will find a way to blame her husband for loosing the games, or just put the games down saying that it's not that big of a deal that America didn't get them. BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! If it wasn't that important than why did the acting president go?????? I just love that finally someone has come out and shut him down in public. I'm sure that the International Olympic Committee will now be called racists because they opposed the Pharoh and his wife. I have never been more excited about an Olympics, but hell I might just go to Rio for the games. Thanks for letting me vent(gloat) I'll holla.........
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