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Arnie what's up with movies
Welcome to my all new "Movie Reviews" page. Look, I love going to the movies, but I am sick and damn tired of people in Hollywood who are out of touch with the world tell us about how great some movie is, and then you actually spend your money to see it and it just plain sucks donkeys. Well now there's a place you can go to find out how good a movie really is before you waste your time and money seeing it... right here on my "Movie Reviews" page. Now as for my ratings system, we're gonna keep it good n' simple. None of this "3 stars, 4 stars 5 1/2 stars" garbage. Here's how my rating system works.... If the movie is good, it gets a "Happy Face." If it sucks, I give it a "Mean Face."

Got it?? Good.

August 30th, 2010

SEVEN POUNDS

So this weekend sucked for new movies, and I was watching cable this week and decided to watch a movie I had never seen before.  The Will Smith movie Seven Pounds.  This is a movie about a guy who has decided to give of himself to seven people because of a car accident that took the lives of six strangers and his fiancee. He goes around seeing what kind of character people have and then decides to give them a second shot at a good life.  Sure, it sounds like a really touchy feely movie, and it was, but this movie is stupid.  Really??? Because you had an accident you are going to put yourself through all that crap????? Not anyone I know.  The movie then centers around a woman he finds that he wants to give his heart to, and somehow falls for her.  This was the telling part of the movie is when he goes to the hospital to find out just how bad off she was.  It seemed like if the doctor would have told him good news then his entire plan would have been thrown out the window and he would have ended up screwing over the last two people.  But instead he goes through with his plan and kills himself in the STUPIDEST way I have ever seen in a movie.  He has a Jellyfish sting him to death.  Now if he is fixin' to give his heart to someone isn't the Jellyfish poison going to effect the heart??????  I really am NOT looking for an answer because this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen.  A Jellyfish to do his dirty work.  Why not just wait for the effects of second hand smoke to get you?????  Or maybe even the dreaded gingavitus!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dumb ass movie, that I can't believe I watched and I never want to see another Will Smith movie EVER!!!!!!!  I HATED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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