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Arnie what's up with movies
Welcome to my all new "Movie Reviews" page. Look, I love going to the movies, but I am sick and damn tired of people in Hollywood who are out of touch with the world tell us about how great some movie is, and then you actually spend your money to see it and it just plain sucks donkeys. Well now there's a place you can go to find out how good a movie really is before you waste your time and money seeing it... right here on my "Movie Reviews" page. Now as for my ratings system, we're gonna keep it good n' simple. None of this "3 stars, 4 stars 5 1/2 stars" garbage. Here's how my rating system works.... If the movie is good, it gets a "Happy Face." If it sucks, I give it a "Mean Face."

Got it?? Good.

November 16th, 2009

2012

I just want to send a thank you to all of the assholes that went out this weekend to see the new movie 2012. Thanks to you guys seeing it and it making soooooooooooo much money I HAD to see it. The movie is about what is supposed to happen according to the Mayan calendar. The end of the Earth. Lucky for a bunch of people on the Earth that John Cuzak is there to save them. Now the good part of the movie is that they didn't really make him an action hero, but he still did some shit that was pretty predictable but unbelievable. Like when California decided to fall off into the Pacific Ocean he was able to outdrive the huge earthquake in a limo while saving his family. That's right he drove through Los Angeles with really no traffic to an airstrip safely while millions of people died that weren't in his limo. Now if you can't believe that then get aload of what he does next. He goes to find out where the ships are being built to save the human race and then not only outdrives more earthquakes and now volcano explosions not in a limo this time but in a Winnebago. That's right he out runs mother earth while in an RV. This movie not only sucked but it was fuckin long too. This movie is just over two and a half hours long and you are praying that the Mayan calendar starts in real life about halfway through the movie. The only good thing that I can say about this movie is that I saw it instead of the shitty Dallas Cowboys loss on Sunday. I HATED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!

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