Updated November 16th, 2009

I usually HATE soccer. I'm not saying that I like it now, but I saw something last week that was pretty funny/shocking. Some girl soccer player from New Mexico beat the living piss out of chicks from BYU. The best part is that it was all caught on tape. The first thing that you see is this chick punching a chick in the back. Then she plays what people call "rough" in soccer, by the way don't care. But the two biggies were when she pulled a chick down by her ponytail, and then later on kicked a ball into the face of another girl. People are starting to put pages together on the internet about how they should ban her from playing soccer again. Yes, she was suspended by her coach and probably won't be let back on the field. But I like how people say that she should never play again. So that means that we are going to position people at all fields and indoor soccer venues to make sure she never goes out and plays again right?????? People get sooooooo worked up over girls behaving badly on the field. People need to realize that they are playing sports and dealing with thugs like that is a part of the game. I'm not saying that it's a good part of the game but it's something that people need to know. Sports is there to teach you how to deal with and react to bullies and thugs. Whether it be stoop to their levels or take the high road. That's what they should take away from this is how classy the other team was. And by the way it really doesn't matter it was only a GIRLS game.

 

November 9th, 2009

The end of baseball season is here. And for the 27th time the New York Yankees are your champions. I was happy to see this because I like the American League and I hate the Phillies. The other thing that I liked to see is that according to many of you the Yanks "bought" another championship. I would like to know why that is a problem. Let me ask you a few questions. If you owned a store in a mall that sold T shirts and were competing with other stores that sold T shirts wouldn't you want to win? Of course you would. So wouldn't you go out and spend the money you had to make your company better. Yes, is the answer. You would try and make your company the best company in the mall and wouldn't want people to buy T shirts from any place else. Even though you know they are, you still want to be the best. Here's my last question. What's the difference between your T shirt shop and the New York Yankees???? I mean the Steinbrenners just invested the most they could in their business to make it better. Isn't that the same answer you gave me a couple of questions ago about your shop? So should people hate your shop because you want to turn a profit? That's all the Yanks are doing. I do not like the Yankees because I'm not from there and I have always wanted to beat them. But I'm not going to go out and say they shouldn't be able to "buy" a championship. Hell, I wish my team would learn from that and do the same thing. I think it would be really nice to have a team competing for something in October instead of a College Football Championship. Other teams that don't use what the Yankees have shown them should be like T shirt shops that no one shops in, you know that ones that go out of business.

 

November 2nd, 2009

Ok, enough is enough!!!!!!! I just checked on ESPN.com and it was even on the ticker as I'm trying to watch highlights of the weekend of sports and almost puked at what I saw. No, it wasn't how great Tim Teblow is. It wasn't how amazing Brett Farve is. Not even the exact length of Manny Rameriez dread locks. It was the final results of the New York Marathon. Note to sportscasters and even bloggers: NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE NYC MARATHON!!!!!!!!!! This is one of the biggest wastes of time not only by the people covering it, but the people running in it as well. I didn't check to see who won, not because I didn't have time, but because I'm not that hard up for sports. I mean as I write this the NFL is going on, and there is a World Series game tonight that sports fans care about. We don't care about a bunch of housewives who have nothing better to do than run the streets of the biggest city in America. We don't care that another Kenyan came to our country to try and win the race because in his country if he wins he's given eternal consciousness on his deathbed. If you give people shit about watching the hotdog eating contest and you sit and watch this you are such a bigger looser than the hotdog viewer. I don't say that because I am a viewer of this but because the hotdog eating is at least entertaining. People running in the streets isn't that good, unless a bear or mountain lion is chasing them. Now if they started doing that then I would pop some corn and pull up a seat for the few hours it takes to run. I would think that if a vicious animal were to take part in this event more people would flock to see this not only on TV but in person. So, if New York or ANY city decides to put a panther in their cities next race, I don't expect to get compensated for the idea, I just want tickets and a video copy of the event.

Arnie

 

October 26th, 2009

So this weekend for some reason I was up early enough on Sunday to watch the Sports Reporters on ESPN.  What a terrible mistake.  Not only for me, but the programming of that network.  This is a show with a bunch of old crusty sportswriters talking about today's modern games.  This is not only a bad show, but I wanted to find the first Church broadcast to switch to.  But I watched on and I was surprised that they didn't start talking about the "golden age" of sports.  Back even before Babe Ruth, back when the caveman used to play kick the bones around for fun.  These guys sounded so old and bitter about sports it made me wonder why they were talking sports on TV, never mind the fact that their actual job is writing about sports.  I'm really glad that they don't write for anything around here, otherwise I would have to buy the giant slab of concrete the chiseled their columns in just for the fun of it.  Are there no younger people to talk about sports?  I mean to we really have to hear about what Samson used to do when he wasn't showing off his strength.  I'm kind of surprised that they even knew about the modern games that were being played.  I was afraid that they were going to break off to clips of the chariot races that they covered when they were only 20 or 30 years on the job.  Hey Geico change your ads.  It's so easy a Sports Reporter could do it.  Don't worry I don't want a cut of it.
 
Arnie

 

October 19th, 2009

It's time to pull the plug on a terrible decision by the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Charlie Weiss has never and will NEVER do anything for that school. I know that I am sick and tired of hearing about how "good" they actually are this season but come the fuck on. I mean they get taken to the wall against Purdue, Michigan State and Washington, not to mention that they lost to a bad Michigan team, and to a rebuilding USC team. Charlie Weiss deserves all the criticism that he has received since becoming the coach there because he hasn't done SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I know that he did take them to a BCS game once against Ohio State, and I do believe that Ohio State kicked that ass in the Fiesta Bowl. Notre Dame has one of if not the easiest schedules on the face of the earth, yet Weiss can't win. He has one maybe two tough games a season and he still can't get that team to play for the big one. It's time for Notre Dame to cut their losses. I know that he has about a ten million dollar buyout if he's fired. But isnt' that worth hiring a winner???? I mean how many more Hawaiian Bowls, or Bluebonnet bowls do you think the Irish faithful will put up with. I mean I thought this was a storied program that people loved from far and near. Now it's like that bully at school that got beat up by the heavy girl and now people not only pick on him but kick his ass as well. Because who wants to be known as the guy who can't beat up the guy whooped by a girl?????? And that's what ALL of Notre Dames opponents are.

Arnie

 

October 14th, 2009

This is the biggest week of the year for college football in Texas, the Red River Shootout, and there is NOTHING worse than ANYTHING from Oklahoma. Here are a few examples of how NOTHING is worse than Oklahoma.

Being poor is better than being from Oklahoma. Sure if your poor you probably live in that Godforsaken place, but at least with poverty you can overcome and better yourself. Two things that you can't do in Oklahomo.
There really is NOTHING worse than food poisoning or getting sick and barfing right????? WRONG!!!!!! I would rather throw up both kidneys than to ever be from Oklahoma.
Getting a terrible case of the crabs is something that nobody wants. But the good thing about getting crabs is that you can get rid of them. Once you are from, or EVER live in Oklahoma you are stuck with that for LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You would think that being a terrorist is a terrible, awful thing. Here's the deal with that atleast you die for something doing that. Being from Oklahoma you really have no reason to live and when you die you go right back to that same terrible place.
Having a conversation with our censor the Wart is something that I don't wish on my worse enemies. Too bad my worse enemies are closer to me than ANYONE from the mistake known as Oklahoma.
And last but not least. You would think that there is absolutely, positively NOTHING and I mean NOTHING worse than Dawn. And you would be right.

 

October 12th, 2009

Ok so all I have to say to the Pollsters is FUCK YOU Now that is out of the way I would like to ask the question that NO one and I mean NO one can answer me. How is it not that TWO years in a row the University of Texas has won a game and by 24 points, while the shitbag Crimson Tide won 22-3 only scoring one touchdown and then five field goals?????? I don't know how this happens year after year after year and no one says one Goddamn thing!!!!!!!! I'm getting sick and tired of my team getting screwed even though they win. HUH??????? You win in college football and you drop spots. I can't wait until a complete DICK starts coaching the Longhorns and we start running up scores and then deliver cheap shots to teams when they are down. I can't wait until we start hurting people on purpose so they can't play anymore and they loose their dream, because that's what the NCAA is saying your supposed to do. Yes the Horns struggled in the first half but then turned it around and shut their opponent out in the second half. But I guess that's not quite good enough. They need to set up rules that teams can't drop because they look bad. You know how I said that we should run up scores and hurt people we won't do that because WE ARE TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!! HEY SOONERS GET READY BECAUSE THE PAIN IS COMMIN!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKERS!

 

October 5th, 2009

Dear Tony Romo,

I just wanted to thank you for taking the time to read my letter to you. First let me say that I am a HUGE Dallas Cowboys fan. I have been following the team pretty much since my birth. I'm afraid that I'm not going to be a fan for much longer though, but you can change that. You see, I really do love the Dallas Cowboys but I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! That's right, I said it. I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! I'm just wondering if your scared when you take a snap or do you just SUCK that bad?????? If your scared then I understand, you should get a job selling the same panties you wear. Then no one would try and tackle you, and you could enjoy your cycle with the rest of the ladies that work with you. Now if it's because you SUCK so bad, then I was right. You really don't have a reason to be in the NFL, unless you play for another team, then I'm totally ok with that. You should be able to punish another teams fans just like you have done in Dallas. Maybe you should get your eyes checked out. Maybe there is something wrong to where you can't tell the difference between the other teams jerseys and your own. If it's not the eyes than it must be because YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Whenever you see one of your own players running all alone you should try throwing HIM the ball, rather than the guy you can barely see because the other team is all over him. Oh, that's right you SUCK!!!!!!!!!! I understand that you are somewhat of a golfer as well. Maybe you should try and qualify for the U.S. Open and you would have more, oh that's right YOU SUCK AT GOLF TOO!!!!!!!!!! Maybe you should just QUIT because you seem to be GREAT at doing that.

Never Your Friend,

Arnie States

 

September 28th, 2009

It has been a crazy couple of weeks in college football. I think that seven of the top 10 teams in the last two weeks have lost. But I do have to say that the highlight of the weekend had to be what happened to the new savior Tim Teblow. You see his coach, Urban Myer is a real piece of crap. At the half his team was up over a TERRIBLE Kentucky team 31-7 and it really wasn't even that close. A real coach with class would have taken his "star" players out of the game because there was really no chance of Kentucky coming back. Not Urban Myer though. He kept his "star" quarterback Teblow in for another series so they could beat up and humiliate Kentucky a little more. That is until Teblow who can't see blitzers coming in because he's too busy turning water into wine got knocked out and helped off the field. Sure you don't want to root for injury but I do believe if he was the next coming of the lord he would have resurfaced a couple of plays later and handed out loaves and fishes. Urban Myer DESERVES to get the blame for this, and really so does Teblow. What do they have to prove to people. They are the number one team in the country and it wasn't going to change against Kentucky. This is Myer just stepping on the throat of a team because he can. Yes, after you ask, the Longhorns did the same thing, but we did it with second team players in, so UP YOURS!!!!!!!!!!! Plus my team hasn't been named as the greatest team in the world, or even of all time like the Florida Gaytors and the messiah Tim Teblow. Hey Teblow just wait until January. Then we will see who needs saving then!!!!!!!!

Arnie

 

September 21st, 2009

As we all know I am a HUGE college football fan. I live for Saturdays and not just because the Texas Longhorns are going to win the NATIONAL TITLE this year. I enjoy watching as many games as I can. Here's the thing, this year it seems like they are not letting players hit like they used to. I know that there are unprotected receiver rules and roughing the quarterback rules in place to protect players. This year it seems as if they are not letting them be as aggressive as they used to be. Here's a couple of examples, and only one was a flag thrown on Texas, so shut up. A quarterback is scrambling, gets away from one tackler while another one is in the air jumping to make the sack. He throws the ball and is hit by the guy in the air. Not helmet to helmet or even at the knee. He is flagged for roughing the passer. How is a guy supposed to change his direction in mid air????? Should they not jump then, ok the passer than can run the ball for forty yards, good new rule idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another call was made in a game where a receiver was going over the middle near the end zone and the ball grazed off the top of his hands and he got lit the hell up by a safety. Of course they flagged the safety for unprotected receiver. But the ball touched his hands, which means he should have caught it, if he caught it are they telling the safety not to put a lick on him??? That once again is a stupid fucking rule. I know that the first few weeks of the season the good teams play creampuffs. And the creampuffs don't have the athletes that the good schools do. But if your worried about getting hit too hard then don't play them. Say no to their hundreds of thousands of dollars your program is going to make. Stop making football a pussy sport. It's a sport of violence and that's why we LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

Arnie

 

September 14th, 2009

Poor little Serena Williams. She got disqualified from the womens U.S. Open this week for throwing a tantrum over a bad call. Since I don't know or care about tennis I don't know if this was the right call. And I know what your saying and the answer is YES I would have thrown the same tantrum over the call too. But the thing that pisses me off about it that you should just admit it Serena. I got to watch the highlight of the event and the line judge reported to the director of the tournament that she was threatened. Which made Serena LIE and say that she didn't do it. If you watch the tape you see Serena point the ball at the line judge and say that she was going to shove this ball down her throat. Maybe she didn't mean that literally but she did THREATEN her. The line judge could be a person who doesn't joke around with their friends and say these kind of things, I don't know. But just admit when your wrong Serena. If it were me doing the press conference afterwards I would have said, "HELL YES I said that!!!!!!!!!!! That idiot got the call wrong and it pissed me off so I told her I was going to shove the damn ball down her damn throat". Instead we got the quote from Serena that she had never been in a fight in her whole life and that she would never do anything like that. Even though seeing what she said about ten seconds before that shows how much of a liar she is. I dont' care about getting pissed off at an official, I get pissed that you don't own it. If it was me I would market a new line of Tshirts around the whole event and see them online to all my fans. I would even give the line judge one of these shirts, and maybe even autograph it with what I told her stupid ass. Don't run away from your mouth, cash it in!!!!!!

Arnie

 

September 7th, 2009

Now that we have college football season underway that means the big boys are going to be at it starting this Thursday night. I do admit that because my Cowboys have pissed me off over the last decade or so I have become a bigger college football fan. Not to say that I still don't love the NFL and still have some things to say about what is going to happen this year:

The San Diego Chargers will be a bigger disappointment this year because they are the ONLY team in the AFC west that will have a winning record and people will think they are Superbowl contenders.

Eli Manning will get hurt and have to wear the special helmet he used to wear to kindergarden around the locker room.

Brett Farve will NOT make it through the whole season, as Vikings head Coach Brad Childress won't either.

The Houston Texans will SUCK!!!!!!!!

The Oakland Raiders will REALLY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commissioner Roger Gooddell will be on next year's Dancing with the Stars.

Jon Gruden will be TERRIBLE in the Monday night football spot and be replaced with a person that ONLY does sign language.

Tony Romo will win a playoff game, or I will kick his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The new scoreboard at Cowboys Stadium will, you know what I'm sick of that so nevermind.

Ben Rothslesburger will gain even MORE WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Belicheck will look like a bigger bum on the sidelines this year.

Greenbay Fans will eat Aarron Rogers this season for failing yet again.

The Dolphins will, wait, does Miami still have a team????????

The Lions are going to be just as bad as ever, maybe they will win one game. Who are we kidding how about two straight years of loosing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Micheal Vick will be caught trying to organize gopher fights and the people of Minnesota will be outraged!!!!!!!!!!!


AFC Champs: Don't really care, I'm an NFC fan.

NFC Champs: DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!