Updated November 18th, 2009 -
*** Joanna Kupra was featured in Playboy! And we've got a preview of Levi Johnston's photos for Playgirl Magazine.
November 11th, 2009
*** Britney Spears rocks the saggy mom nipples. Beyonce is killer at the European MTV Awards. Katy Perry has many different looks as she hosts the MTV Awards in Europe.
November 6th, 2009
*** Mariah Carey is caught on the beach filming a music video. Hayden Panettiere poses for Elle Magazine. Miley Cyrus recently kicked off her new tour and she shows off her new short shorts.
November 5th, 2009
CELEBRITY HALLOWEEN EDITION CONTINUED...
*** More fascinating celebrity costumes include Ice-T's girlfriend, Coco, with Rihanna, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie take their kids trick-or-treating, James Gandolfini really goes all out, the Today Show cast all get into Star Wars characters, Audrina Patridge goes as Kim Kardashian and finally Christina Aguilera as a skeleton.
November 4th, 2009
CELEBRITY HALLOWEEN EDITION
*** Celebrities who dress up for Halloween are fascinating, especially when they're as creative as the women above. Gwen Stefani went as Jessie from Toy Story 2, Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer, Mariah Carey drags around her boy Nick Cannon as an angel, Kim Kardashian is dressed as her usual self (a slut), and Jessica Simpson as a Morrocan woman.
October 26th, 2009
*** Miley Cyrus' 9-year-old sister, Noah, wore a scandalous Halloween costume to a party thrown by Jamie Lee Curtis! Do you think this Halloween costume should be worn by a 9-year-old girl?
October 22nd, 2009
*** America Ferrera, star of the show "Ugly Betty," boldly sports a bikini. Pop singer Lily Allen is nude in her window. Courtney Cox looking hot in a bikini filming for her show "Cougar Town." Britney Spears is really letting her ass go. Lindsay Lohan's face has aged about 40 years in only 10 years. Lindsay Lohan also lets her nipple slip. Hillary Duff's nipples tell the weather while filming her new movie. Finally, Kendra Wilkinson is on the cover of inTouch and looking pregnant and gross.
October 15th, 2009
*** While attending Ashlee Simpson's birthday party, Jessica Simpson proves why she's not as hot as her sister. Naomi Campbell bears all on the runway at a fashion show. And Cameron Diaz has something going on with her underwear, and she adjusts it in public.
October 5th, 2009 --
*** Britney Spears lets her class hang out and shops at Target. Rihanna wears the best black dress ever! And an update on the So You Think You Can Dance? contestant who rolled on the floor exposing her crotch on television, turns out she was wearing flesh-colored underwear.
October 1st, 2009 --
*** Today is a nipple slip kind of day... Pam Anderson lets it all hang out at a fashion show in New Zealand, and Sophie Monk comes out of the water a little too fast and has a wardrobe malfunction. Also, Lady Gaga was rumored to be a lady with man parts, but clearly after these photos were taken, we know for a fact she is a woman. And when a contestant on this season's So You Think You Can Dance found out she was moving on to the next level, she threw herself on the ground, exposing that she had not been wearing panties.
September 22nd, 2009 --
*** Kim Kardashian is in a bikini, looking tan. Katherine Heigl has adopted a baby from Korea and it has a good future for playing the role of the Michelin Man in its future. Rihanna was wearing a see-through shirt exposing her nipple rings. Pink wears a full body skin "cat-suit" on stage recently. Avril Lavigne is officially single and gaining weight. From the new rendition of 90210, Annalynne McCord slipped some nip during a photo shoot. And finally, Lindsay Lohan was out shopping in an attempt to hopefully get a new wardrobe.
September 15th, 2009 --
*** Lady Gaga had multiple costume changes at the MTV VMA's just recently, see the many different looks of the very strange Lady Gaga.
September 10th, 2009 --
*** Mariah Carey exits a party completely drunk, her boy-husband had to drag her out to the car. The bitches from The Hills, Kristin Cavallari, Stephanie Pratt and Lo Bosworth are on the beach. Jessica Simpson made an appearance at a Paris fashion show. And finally, Milla Jovovich has a spread of nude photos that were taken by a former lover.
September 4th, 2009 --
*** Leann Rimes is Ugly! Carmen Electra takes a dip and bathes in the sun without any make-up. Mena Suvari poses in a bikini, which must be her only job now. Lindsay Lohan goes shopping without a bra and gives us a view of her side boob. Sophie Monk and her camel toe. And last but not least, Lizzie Miller is a plus-sized model who recently posed for Glamour Magazine.
August 19th, 2009 --
*** Britney Spears is reintroducing the bikini life, and this time with less of the leftovers of giving birth hangin' out. Also, Naomi Campbell was spotted in a club and this camera man happens to have a perfect angle to see that she had not worn any underwear that night.
August 17th, 2009 --
*** And now, for the moment no one has been waiting for, the Heidi Montag Playboy spread has been released.
August 10th, 2009 --
*** Britney Spears shows off her new body at a photo shoot recently. Kate Moss is topless, yet again, on a yacht, does she do anything else? And for the fans of the Hills and Laguna Beach, Kristin Cavallari sports her bikini bod.
August 6th, 2009
August 3rd, 2009
*** Tara Reid STILL attempts to be sexy in a bikini...and fails again. Madonna looks like DEATH! And of course, Jack Nicholson boats shirtless with a bunch of beautiful women.
July 27th, 2009
*** This is an all out bikini-clad edition of the Celebrities Uncovered page update. We've got, from left to right starting at the top, Denise Richards, Julianne Moore looking really white, Mena Suvari from "American Beauty", Demi Moore, and Eva Mendes.
July 23rd, 2009
*** Lady Gaga bares her poker face and all in this topless photo. Britney Spears is a circus on her own, so she throws another surprise at us by switching up her hair color... exciting huh?! Also, Jenna Jameson has really lost it, see her water side with her beau Tito Ortiz.
July 13th, 2009
*** Hayden Penateri dresses up to promote her new movie... uh... whatever it is. Rihanna puts the "stars" in "Stars And Stripes" at a 4th of July party. Jessica Simpson puts the "blows" in "Thar She Blows" as she sings the national anthem on the 4th of July. She's also seen wearing something hideous in the airport on the bottom left photo above. And last, but certainly not least, Kendra Wilkinson is now pregnant and practicing her beached whale impression.
June 26th, 2009 --
*** Since making terrible movies is all Eddie Murphy is doing these days, he has more time to work on his abs...
June 25th, 2009 --
*** Carmen Electra can do anything to herself and will still look good, check out her new shaved head look. Jennifer Lopez has a nipple slip. And Katy Perry likes to eat pizza in the bath tub.
June 24th, 2009 -
*** Jewel posted this picture of herself on her Twitter page while in the Bahamas with her husband Ty Murray.
June 19th, 2009
*** Liv Tyler was walking down the street when she noticed an old woman yelling at her screaming, crying child. Liv was disturbed by this enough to intervene and make sure everything is okay. It ended up being a screaming and finger-pointing match and Liv just walked away and threatened to call the cops. The old woman continued to yell at her child as Liv walked away.
June 17th, 2009
*** Megan Fox appears at a very cold premiere for the Transformers sequel, and of course she's not wearing a bra.
June 16th, 2009 --
*** Britney Spears has once again exposed her crotch as she got out of a car at a club recently. The overrated Megan Fox poses in a bikini for a spread in GQ Magazine. Miranda Kerr is nude in the latest issue of Rolling Stone and she seriously needs to consider new grooming tactics. And finally, pop singer Lily Allen gets topless on a beach.
June 2nd, 2009 --
*** Kate from "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is finally caught in a bikini... wow, that's what Jon is missing! And Lee Majors is showing off his trophy wife! He's 70 and she's 34. Now we know the secret to old age.
June 1st, 2009
*** Teri Hatcher is one of the few celebrity women who can still work the bikini after the age of 40.
May 29th, 2009
*** Reality show "stars" Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went rollerblading recently, like what most Hollywood douche-nozzles do. Cameron Diaz was out in her bikini...yeesh.
May 28th, 2009
*** Here we go again, another typical case of a Hollywood starlet getting a boob job when they're too young. The results are clear in this spread of Tori Spelling's chest losing the battle with gravity.
May 27th, 2009
*** Mariah Carey was seen with a see-through top!
May 25th, 2009
*** Britney Spears spends a lot of her off time on the beach in a bikini. The blog-o-sphere is going crazy over the fact that she actually looks decent after having two kids and having a mental breakdown while getting clean off drugs... what's her secret? Also, we have the Top 10 Nip Slip Moments brought you by Jessica Simpson.
May 20th, 2009
*** Hayden Panneterrie is vacationing on a yacht with friends that are much older than her, but that's not the point, see a double dose of Hayden in a bikini. Paris Hilton is also at a bikini party. Just because we couldn't go another day without it, a shot of Paris Hilton's gaping hole between her legs.
May 19th, 2009
*** Miley Cyrus is out in a bikini. Cynthia Nixon from Sex and the City with her hobbit-like girlfriend who have been together for years now but just announced their engagement. Also, we caught our very own Arnie in drag! Wait, look closer, maybe it's not Arnie. Rather, it's some fat bitch named Beth Ditto.
May 15th, 2009
*** Cindy Crawford was caught here at this photo shoot and it appears that she's reaching the age limit on bikinis.
May 13th, 2009
*** Dolph Lundgren, known as Rocky Balboa's nemisis Ivan Drago, was spotted on a beach in the nude toweling off. And Jessica Simpson really is fat.
May 12th, 2009
*** Not as exciting as past nip-slips, but a nip-slip nonetheless... Natalie Portman has a wardrobe Malfunction. Unfortunately, Lenny Kravitz thought it was important to post a photo of himself in the shower on his Twitter page. Julia Roberts' husband Danny Moder sports his mega-abs. Miss America, Carrie Prejean, had some new topless photos released. And finally, Kelly Clarkson is fat...
May 6th, 2009
On the top left is a side-by-side of Ozzy & Mary Kate Olson... can you guess who's who? Lindsay Lohan does her best Smeagol impression on the rocks of Hawaii.
Scary Spice is out in her bikini, Mariah Carey celebrates her anniversary with her tits, and 39-year-old Kelly Ripa sports a bikini.
Apparently Kate Moss likes to hang out with older women and sit on a yacht topless. Then there's Julia Roberts... in a bikini...
April 28th, 2009
*** Lindsay Lohan gets a lot of negative attention in the media... well it doesn't stop here... check her out now!!! She's looking more anorexic by the day these days!
April 21st, 2009 --
*** Yawn, another Paris Hilton upskirt shot... I'm almost convinced that she pays the paparazzi to take these shots just to keep her relevant. Lisa Rinna was featured in Playboy recently... yikes. And Elle MacPherson sports a see through outfit.
April 14th, 2009
*** Some guy in the paparrazi got some real intimate shots of Jessica Simpson, what might mistakenly look like an opened packaged of ball park franks is actually a photo taken up Jessica Simpson's skirt. Eva Longoria has a token bikini butt crack. Pink wears some revealing outfit during a performance.
April 9th, 2009
*** Photos have been released from the night when the Shamwow guy got in the fight with a prostitute. See photos of the hotel room and of the Shamwow guy and the prostitute in the hospital. If you have a weak stomach, these aren't for you.
April 8th, 2009 --
*** Kathy Griffin gets bold and bares only a bikini in OK! Magazine. A crafty cameraman gets at the right angle to catch Taylor Swift's nipple.
April 6th, 2009 --
*** Britney Spears is caught making her usual Starbucks run in some short shorts. Freak show Lady Gaga played a show recently wearing a very small dress that gave her an extreme wedgy! Also, Jessica Simpson lays out under the sun with some friends, and once they realize how bad her ass looked they try to conceal it from the paparazzi.
April 1st, 2009 --
*** Mariah Carey parades around in a bikini showing off her husband's new obnoxious tattoo. Also, Mark Ballas (22) has a pants party for Shawn Johnson (17) after dancing with her on "Dancing With The Stars", he might want to keep himself in check, because Shawn isn't legal.
March 18th, 2009 --
*** Kate Moss looks like she forced this nip slip on us.
March 17th, 2009 --
*** Britney Spears is out in her bikini again, but while strolling around with her kid in arms, she doesn't realize that her naught bits are hangin' out. And Brooke Hogan, while performing a show decided to bust out a pole dance for her daddy.
March 12th, 2009 --
*** Paris Hilton is joining the masses out to the beaches.
March 11th, 2009 --
*** Britney Spears took time off of her tour to lounge around in a bikini. She looks great standing up, but when she sits down her "mom pouch" starts to show.
March 10th, 2009 --
*** Britney Spears is back on tour and sporting many different looks on stage, but overall her appearance has improved. On the other hand, Jessica Simpson still resorts to wearing some baggier clothes, but she's brought back the daisy dukes again!
March 9th, 2009 --
*** Pam Anderson recently did an appearance at a fashion show. During this fashion show, her boob decides that it isn't getting enough attention so it pops out...twice!
March 5th, 2009 --
*** Malin Ackerman, star from the upcoming film Watchmen, was trying to avoid an upskirt shot by the paparazzi. Tom Brady hangs out shirtless with his son and alleged wife Gisele Bundchen.
March 3rd, 2009
*** Magazine editors need to work a lot harder these days for Kelly Clarkson is becoming rather huge, and for some reason they're comparing her to a fat radio DJ in Sacramento (look for the last picture). Tila Tequila was caught shopping without a bra.
March 2nd, 2009 --
*** Pamela Anderson made an appearance somewhere wearing this awful one piece swimsuit. Madonna sports some facial hair like her 12-year-old daughter. And 62-year-old Susan Lucci sports a bikini with some guy who looks like a gorilla wearing elderly-man skin as a suit.
February 18th, 2009 --
*** Check out the top 10 once hot female celebrities who are now fat! Paris Hilton's shows the world her camel toe...again. And Nicole Scherzinger has a wardrobe malfunction on stagel.
February 17th, 2009 --
*** Bikini girl is doing what she does best! Actress Amanda Bynes shows off some leg on the runway. Jessica Simpson is back at it again, being fat in a new outfit. Naomi Watts is fresh from having a baby, and now she's nude on a balcony. Audrey O'Day's Playboy spread just came out recently, and if you were too lazy to get your copy, we've got the shots here. And last but not least, Mel Gibson is rocking some creepy facial hair these days!
February 11th, 2009 --
*** Jessica Simpson has squeezed into her old daisy dukes and looks uncomfortable on stage. Lindsay Lohan looks like she refuses to eat and takes her bones for a walk on the beach in a bikini. Also, we've got all of the good photos from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition '09 so you don't have to go buy it. Danika Patrick was featured in the magazine, so we've got those as well!
February 10th, 2009 --
*** Here's evidence proving that Kelly Clarkson may have eaten Jessica Simpson's right thigh.
February 9th, 2009 --
*** While in Paris, Mickey Rourke got flashed by a random woman while walking out of his hotel. Guess it doesn't suck too bad to be Mickey Rourke afterall...
February 6th, 2009 --
*** Madonna's 12-year-old daughter Lournes suffers from unibrow-itis...
February 5th, 2009 --
*** Sheyla Houston of Houston, TX was the proud owner of the largest breasts in the world last spring when she went under the knife for the 8th time. She still wasn't happy so she had to go to Brazil in order to get even BIGGER implants and so she got her 9th boob job. Now she sports 38KKK breasts!! Arnie's favorite breast size! And Mickey Rourke is wearing an ugly jacket.
February 4th, 2009 --
*** Playboy had a Super Bowl party over the weekend, and we've got the pictures for you.
February 3rd, 2009 --
*** Another set of photos of Jessica Simpson trying to conceal her flab with loose clothing.
February 2nd, 2009 --
*** After being slaughtered like a hog in the media, Jessica Simpson attempts to look slim by covering herself in a black tarp. Does it help? See for yourself...
January 30th, 2009 --
*** Paris Hilton predicts the weather while no bra in freezing temperatures, careful, she'll poke an eye out! Also, this Victoria's Secret model is exposed during a wardrobe change at a photoshoot. If the guy who holds up the screen did his job right, we wouldn't have these pictures for you today!
January 29th, 2009 --
***Amy Winehouse is spotted comforting an Arnie-sized woman while wearing no clothes at all! Mischa Barton gives us a look up her skirt while at a fashion show. And Britney Spears is rehearsing for her upcoming tour and losing most of her mom gut.
January 28th, 2009 --
*** PETA's most recent ad has been rejected by NBC due to it's graphic sexual content with veggies.
January 27th, 2009 --
*** Jessica Simpson showed up to one of her country shows recently, and she looks a heavily different! What happened?!?!?!
January 22nd, 2009 --
*** What a dumbass.... Ellen Degeneres sports the same hat that Aretha Franklin wore at Obama's inauguration.
January 20th, 2009 --
*** First up we have a vintage nude shot of Madonna from 1979. She was paid only $25 for this photo, and the original photo is expected to be auctioned off for nearly $10,000! Next, a forensic computer artist aged Madonna and Britney Spears to give us a look at what they'd be like in 10 years.
January 15th, 2009--
*** Kate Hudson was spotted on the beach lookin' good for being the spawn of Goldie Hawn.
January 5th, 2009 --
*** "Amy Winehouse" - when uttered you can't help but have a taste of heroine and phlegm creep up in the back of your throat... well, it just got a little worse, now you can have images of this mess topless... enjoy! Oh wait, can't forget about Donatella Versace! This 53-year-old "hottie" boldly goes where we no elderly woman should ever go, in a bikini!
December 18th, 2008 --
***Halle Barry is running around naked for some reason while filming a scene in a new movie.
December 10th, 2008 --
*** Jessica Biel maybe one of the oldest looking 20-somethings, but she is looking hot as a slutty stripper. Charlize Theron whips out her nipples in her new movie. No that's not Arnie in 20 years, that's John Goodman getting HUGE!
December 9th, 2008 --
*** We've got a special update from the world of Marisa Tomei, she's 44 and has a body that looks half her age, see her strip down for her new movie "The Wrestler". And after last weekends Minnesota Vikings game, Fox happened to catch one of the players nude in the locker room.
December 3rd, 2008 --
*** Gerri Halliwell, aka Ginger Spice, was at a charity function for children recently. That didn't stop her from wearing a revealing dress and exposing herself.
November 24th, 2008 --
*** Pamela Anderson showed up at Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday party and delivered him a cake IN THE NUDE. And Annalynne McCord was filming a scene for the new 90210, and conveniently the paparazzi caught her nipple falling out of her top.
