Wednesday December 13th, 2006
TOP 5 WORST THINGS ABOUT OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTIES
Overview: Christmas parties thrown by companies are simply a part of the American workforce culture. Plenty of stories of the office drunk, the office hook-up and the office puker come down the pike every year.
Criteria: Our lists shall include both generally horrible things (bad food selection) as well as specific things specific companies do (assigned seating) that are stupid.
Rob's Notes: Office Christmas parties are nothing more than forced socialization. I work with these people, why do I want to socialize with them? I don't!
Arnie's Notes: I'm at a party, I don't want to see Stan from accounting because I see his lame sorry ass all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why not serve Bar B Q at these parties, I mean EVERYONE LOVES BAR-B-Q, not some stale ass fish that no one likes ever!!!!!!!!!!!!